绿军赢天王山，美球迷：主场绿军是常规赛猛龙，客场绿军是季后赛 [Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtic

[Post Game Thread] The Boston Celtics defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers, 96-83, to take a 3-2 series lead

[赛后]骑士83-96凯尔特人，塔特姆24+7，霍弗德15+12，詹姆斯26+10+5，绿军3-2骑士

[–]Celticscadgers 272 points 12 minutes ago

Tatum playing so good his Moms getting the Curry family treatment on camera.

塔特姆打得太秀了，他妈妈在场边得到了库里一家级别的镜头待遇

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[译注1]：库里的家人在场边观看NBA比赛时经常得到大量的转播镜头关注，甚至有美国球迷抱怨给库里一家的镜头次数太多。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 536 points 18 minutes ago

Celtics on the road: The Raptors

Celtics at home: Unbeatable

猛龙球迷：凯尔特人在客场：猛龙。

凯尔特人在主场：不可战胜。

[–]CelticsLuckysBestMan 416 points 17 minutes ago

Celtics on the road: Playoff Raptors

Celtics at home: Regular season raptors

凯尔特人球迷：凯尔特人在客场：季后赛猛龙。

凯尔特人在主场：常规赛猛龙。

[–]Celticsk1colobose 34 points 9 minutes ago

Celtics: The Raptors

凯尔特人球迷：合着俺们就是猛龙啊？

[–]Celticsmightbeabotidk 15 points 8 minutes ago

We are the one true 1 seed

凯尔特人球迷：我们才是真正的东部第一！

[–]CelticsNE_ED 37 points 15 minutes ago

nowhere is safe

对猛龙球迷而言，这论坛真是毫无安身之处啊。

[–][BOS] Leon Poweandysenn 17 points 20 minutes ago

Not even from themselves

他们自己都开始动手了。

[–]RaptorsThe_Unknown98 136 points 45 minutes ago

Celtics already have more playoff wins than the entire Raptors franchise against the Cavs.

猛龙球迷：凯尔特人单凭这一轮系列赛的胜场数，就已经超过猛龙季后赛队史对阵骑士的总胜场了。

[–]Pelicanshak091 730 points 14 minutes ago

JR and TT released a statement: "There"s going to be a Lowlight video coming out soon, in the next couple of days, involving our bricks on live TV. And I"m going to be honest with you, we"re going to need your support during the challenges."

JR-史密斯和特里斯坦-汤普森联合发布了一份声明：“在未来几天，我们很快将发布一个低光时刻视频，视频将涉及我们电视直播上的打铁实况。而我必须坦诚地说，我们在面对挑战时需要你们的支持。”

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[译注2]：这条回复改编自密尔沃基警方的发言。2018年1月，雄鹿新秀斯特林-布朗因为停车违章与警察发生纠纷，遭到了电击等一系列粗暴对待。警方的*河蟹*行为一度引发争议。助理警察长Michael Brunson之后表示：“在未来几周，我们很快将发布一个视频，视频将涉及警察部门。而我必须坦诚地说，我们在面对挑战时需要你们的支持。”

[–][BOS] Jayson TatumDroppin_DimesSP 239 points 23 minutes ago

Rnba and memes name a more iconic duo

话题区和花式玩梗……还有更具代表性的一对双人组吗？

[–]lok3747 179 points 22 minutes ago

Rnba and reactionary takes

有啊，那当然是话题区和一场论啦。

[–]WarriorsCtG526 335 points 23 minutes ago

The Cavs saw the Warriors" performance yesterday and said, "Oh yeah? I"ll do you one better!"

勇士球迷：骑士看了勇士昨天的表现，然后说，“这啥？看我给你来一个更棒的！”

[–]LakersJayveesac 118 points 24 minutes ago

Lue is a Luenatic for icing Korver in a pivotal game

卢简直是撸多了，居然在一场关键比赛冻结了科沃尔。

[–]RaptorsSavePoonerman 476 points 48 minutes ago

A lot of focus on how Bron wasn"t a force of nature in this game, but JR Smith and Tristan Thompson scored a COMBINED 3 points in 52 minutes.

大家都在关注勒布朗这场比赛没能超神，但别忘了JR-史密斯和特里斯坦-汤普森在52分钟里合、砍、3、分。

[–]My_2017_account 343 points 43 minutes ago

I"ve seen TT score more on leaked Instagram videos

TT在Instagram不慎泄露视频里都比这射的多。

[–]76ersBuddaMuta 12 points 31 minutes ago

TT only scores when he"s not suppose to. Man ain"t clutch

TT只在不该射的时候才射，这哥们算不上是关键先生啊。

[–]MagicLeBronSimmons 76 points 38 minutes ago

LeBrons “bad game” 26-10-5 on 50% shooting (6 TO), crazy lol and I agree he wasn’t really that good

Honest question, is JR getting signed to a team once his contract is up?

勒布朗的“烂比赛”就是以50%的命中率拿下26+10+5（6个失误），简直疯了哈哈，我同意他状态确实不好。

诚心诚意地问，JR这份合同到期了还有人要么？

[–]LakersEvanH98 664 points 1 hour ago

I"m convinced this Celtics team could beat the damn Dream Team and home yet lose to the 15-16 76ers on the road

现在我信了，这支凯尔特人主场能干翻特么的梦之队，客场能输给15-16赛季10胜72负的76人。

[–]SupahVegetto 65 points 37 minutes ago

Then that would mean 2016 Sixers > 2018 Sixers lol

所以这意味着2016年的76人强于2018年的76人了哈哈。

[–]76ersElPlatanoDelBronx 26 points 24 minutes ago

Hey, fuck you.

76人球迷：擦，可去你喵的吧。

[–]HeatSmokingFrog 1469 points an hour ago

Great scene in the Cavs locker room. LeBron was FaceTiming his daughter, Zuri. She asked to see JR Smith. Someone brought the phone over to JR and she said “it’s your fault we lost!” JR responded, “Not me, blame Kevin Love.” #Cavs

赛后骑士更衣室中发生了伟大的一幕。勒布朗通过FaceTime与女儿Zhuri进行视频通话，不过她却要求看JR-史密斯。在手机被送到JR面前后，她说：“我们输掉都是你的锅！”JR回应道，“不是我的锅，去怪凯文-乐福吧。”#骑士

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[译注3]：改编自此前的新闻《虎扑新闻：詹姆斯赛后与女儿视频，女儿要求见乐福》。原内容为“赛后勒布朗-詹姆斯与女儿Zhuri通过FaceTime进行视频通话，不过女儿却要求看凯文-乐福，当手机被送到乐福面前后，Zhuri对乐福称赞道：‘比赛打得很棒！’对此乐福向Zhuri回复道：‘这并不是因为我，是你爸爸打得好。’”这也可以看做是[美国JRs之声]骑士大换血起死回生上下一心，美JRs兴奋不已将全队YY成同人小说的续集。

[–]HeatNumber333 201 points an hour ago

I can"t believe we"re at a point where how well JR Smith and George Hill shoot will make or break an 8th straight Finals appearance by LeBron.

我简直没法接受现在的处境。勒布朗能否连续第八次打进总决赛居然要取决于JR-史密斯和乔治-希尔的篮子准不准。

[–]WarriorsNeighborhoodNeckBear 105 points an hour ago

He looked so sad on the bench. I felt bad for lebron, he can"t win with those cats

在替补席上的詹姆斯看着相当难过，我替他感到忧伤，带着这些猫猫狗狗是没法赢球的。

[–]Nuggetsfueldr 119 points 52 minutes ago

I don"t. He was a huge part of saying Thompson and JR Smith should be paid. Well, Cleveland paid em. He got what he wanted. Now he doesn"t want it. Lebron the GM is pretty bad compared to Lebron the player.

我没啥可忧伤难过的。他是让汤普森和JR-史密斯拿到高薪的重要因素。不过，为他们掏钱的是骑士。勒布朗得到了他想要的。现在他又反悔了。他作为球队经理的表现要比他作为球员差劲多了。

[–]Celticscrackdup 99 points an hour ago

Love was the only guy who gave a rats ass to support LeBron.. That "whatever it takes" on the Cavs shirt looks so misplaced

乐福是特么唯一一个还在乎力挺勒布朗的球员……骑士T恤上印着的“不计代价”口号看上去是那么的不搭调。

[–]Lakerseatyourdinher 485 points an hour ago

the cavs will win by 26 at home and the celtics will close it out at td garden by 18. nothing suggests otherwise. predictable as shit

骑士回主场会赢个26分，再回到TD花园球馆的凯尔特人会以18分大胜终结系列赛。没有支持其他结果的证据。主场来回吊打好预测得一X。

[–]CelticsOrangeCelticPanther 162 points an hour ago

I"m ok with this

凯尔特人球迷：我觉得可以。

[–]Celticsandresbvds[??] 86 points an hour ago

I am very okay with this

凯尔特人球迷：我觉得非常可以。

[–]Celticsjaeraket 29 points an hour ago*

At this point I’d have to agree seeing this series makes no sense for home vs away games

到了现在这分上，看着这个系列赛毫无道理地主场一边倒，我只能同意了。

[–]Warriorsivyspinners 125 points an hour ago

The Celtics won the battle, but do they realize they"ve now unlocked ELIMINATION GAME LEBRON?

勇士球迷：凯尔特人是赢下了天王山，但他们意没意识到自己刚刚解锁了生死战模式的勒布朗？

[–]Celticsmightbeabotidk 1186 points an hour ago

Okay, how the FUCK are we one game away from the Finals? What is going on lmao we really about to win it all without 2 of our all-stars

凯尔特人球迷：好吧问题来了，我们特么的是怎么距离总决赛只差一场胜利的？这什么情况啊哈哈，我们损失了2名全明星，却真的可能笑到最后了。

[–][TOR] Tracy McGradyRapidRaptors 777 points an hour ago

TD Garden is the sixth Celtics player on the court

TD花园球场是凯尔特人的场上第六人。

[–]PacersNotoriusNC 201 points an hour ago

does that make Stevens the 7th man

那么史蒂文斯教练就变成第七人咯。

[–][BOS] Tony AllenDriveByStoning 288 points an hour ago

Raptors about to be the first team to lose a series 8-2.

猛龙即将成为首支以8-2输掉系列赛的球队。

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 160 points an hour ago

we"re running on meme power at this point

凯尔特人球迷：我们现在纯粹靠着花式玩梗的洪荒之力前进。

[–]CelticsBrad-Stevens 439 points an hour ago

Jayson Tatum was the best player on the floor in a 2-2 Game 5 of the ECF

That game also included LeBron James

东部决赛，2比2平，在第五场的天王山之战里，杰森-塔特姆是场上表现最好的球员。

这场比赛里还有勒布朗-詹姆斯。

[–]Celticssix2midnite 92 points an hour ago

Kids going to be a star! I"m so excited for his future.

这孩子会成为球星的！我为他的未来激动不已。

[–]CelticsQuinntervention 50 points an hour ago

Kid IS a star

这孩子已经是个球星了。

[–]Heatcolourofinfinity 205 points an hour ago

For one, Tatum is too fucking legit, he"s absolutely floored me in these playoffs overall. Boston got a REAL good one. I know it"s said a lot, but I can"t believe he"s a 20-year old rookie

个人观点，塔特姆太他么的屌了，他在今年季后赛的总体表现完全把我吓尿了。凯尔特人选到了一个真真正正的优秀小伙。我知道这事都快说烂了，但我就是无法相信他居然是个年仅20岁的新兵蛋子。

[–]Celticsyeit 56 points an hour ago

I don"t know if I"m just being a homer, but watching the wcf and ecf, Tatum"s game looks so similar to Durants to me. Obviously durant is way better right now, but I just see a lot of similarity

凯尔特人球迷：我不知道自己有没有主观偏爱，但在看了西区决赛和东区决赛之后，塔特姆的表现实在太像杜兰特了。显然现在的杜兰特要强得多，但我就是看到了很多很多相似之处。

[–]Celtics Bandwagoncopharion 79 points an hour ago

Does Tatum even have a workers permit yet?

塔特姆现在有工作许可了么？

[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrineairmagswag 34 points an hour ago

He needs parents permission to play and practice

他需要家长的同意才能打球和训练。

[–]CelticsMarcusNotSmart 109 points an hour ago

We"ll probably get rekt by the WCF winner but a possible Finals team adding 2 all stars and further development from Tatum/Brown? Next season is gonna be lit

凯尔特人球迷：我们很可能会被西决胜者吊打，但是一支准决赛球队外加两个全明星和塔特姆/布朗的进一步成长？下赛季会前途光明的。