勇士横扫骑士完成卫冕，美国球迷：骑士毫无斗志 [Post Game Thread] The Golden State

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors sweep the Cleveland Cavaliers, 108-85, to become the 2018 NBA Champions.Post Game Thread

[赛后]勇士108-85骑士，库里37+6，杜兰特20+12+10，詹姆斯23+7+8，勇士横扫夺冠

[–]CelticsMarch1st 1196 指標 17 分鐘前

If you told me this is how the playoffs would end at the beginning of the season I would"ve said yeah that makes sense.

凯尔特人球迷：如果，你在赛季初告诉我今年季后赛的结局会跟我们今天看到的一模一样，我会说……你这不废话吗

[–][CHA] Kemba Walkermultiple4 149 指標 13 分鐘前

I would have casually agreed and made a template comment about how I"m tired of the same 2 teams in the finals

黄蜂球迷：我会很随意地附和一下这个观点然后给出一个已经陈腔滥调的评论：又是骑勇两队在总决赛相遇，我真的看厌了。

[–]Cavaliersnumber90901 30 指標 10 分鐘前

I would have said "Wow, I can"t believe this Cavs team made it to the finals"

骑士球迷：我会说，哇，我不敢相信骑士居然能打到总决赛。

[–]CelticsMarch1st 5 指標 5 分鐘前

No, before the beginning of the year it wasn’t really known they’d be that bad. It was only really halfway through the season when people thought they might be in trouble, and after the trades people relaxed again.

凯尔特人球迷：不，这个赛季开始前我们都不知道骑士原来有这么糟糕。是到了赛季过半的时候人们才开始觉得骑士今年有点麻烦，而在中期交易后人们心态才又开始放松。

Still hard to believe the Pacers were a score and a half away from beating them the first round in game 7.

还是难以置信步行者差点就在第一轮抢七里赢了骑士。

[–]Bullsbears2267 2192 指標 19 分鐘前

See you all next year for the NBA Finals between the Eastern Lebrons and the Golden State Warriors

公牛球迷：明年东部勒布朗队VS金州勇士队总决赛再见啦，各位老铁们！

[–]YoungJebediah 468 指標 15 分鐘前

But what if Lebron goes to the Rockets? Will they just cancel the Eastern conference playoffs?

要是明年勒布朗去了火箭怎么办？联盟会不会直接取消东部季后赛啊？

[–]RocketsSgtSlaughterEX 283 指標 12 分鐘前

They"ll cancel the Eastern conference.

火箭球迷：他们会直接取消东部分区。

[–]LakersMolestingLester 91 指標 18 分鐘前

*Celtics

湖人球迷：凯尔特人了解一下。

[–]Sad_Bruce 64 指標 16 分鐘前

*Celtics with Lebron

帮楼上修正一下，应该是招揽来詹姆斯的凯尔特人。

[–]Thunderhomefree122 391 指標 21 分鐘前

http://imgur.com/KYMJZ3W

雷霆球迷：

[–][BOS] Marcus Smartadamjm99 155 指標 20 分鐘前*

The greatest picture of all time, change my mind

edit I changed my own mind

凯尔特人球迷：泰伦卢那张照片是历史最佳图片，不服来辩。

我改主意了，是下面这张，不服来辩。

[–][CLE] Kyle Korverkajkajete 106 指標 59 分鐘前

I am quite close on betting on a Rockets Boston finals.

If LBJ leaves the east and Boston gets back Hayward and Irving there is no way they dont reach the finals.

骑士球迷：我现在有点想赌明年凯尔特人和火箭会师总决赛了。

如果勒布朗离开东部，凯尔特人有海沃德和欧文回归的话，凯尔特人明年不进总决赛就说不过去了。

[–]NBAsunglao 94 指標 56 分鐘前

The Rockets simply can"t afford Lebron. This is the thing people are ignoring about the Warriors superteam, the stars have to align perfectly for it to happen.

火箭根本负担不起詹姆斯的薪水。人们总会忘了这点：勇士能组成今天的超级球队是占尽了天时地利人和。

[–]PistonsSeverelyNocturnal 531 指標 1小時前

This was easily one of the worst NBA finals ever. No amount of money in the world should convince Lebron to come back to Cleveland. Kevin Love needs to get the fuck out of there too and demand a trade.

活塞球迷：今年的总决赛真是有史以来最难看的了。再多的钱也无法留住勒布朗呆在骑士了。乐福也需要赶紧逃离这里请求交易。

[–]Cavaliers Bandwagonpipe-it-up 206 指標 1小時前

First game was crazy until JR

骑士球迷：第一场比赛打得很疯狂，直到JR……

[–]Timberwolvesmartintee 38 指標 55 分鐘前

3rd game was good for awhile too until the Warriors completely pulled away towards the end.

森林狼球迷：第三场也是激烈了一段时间……直到勇士在关键时刻决定收割比赛。

[–]Trail Blazers12panther 190 指標 1小時前

LeSweep

开拓者球迷：勒横扫。

[–]packersSB53champs 98 指標 1小時前

LeRaptor"d

勒猛龙式横扫。

[–]LakersPM_ME_AZNBOOBIES 63 指標 1小時前

Lebroom James

湖人球迷：勒布扫-詹姆斯。

[–]drakevibes 91 指標 2小時前

Don"t let this distract you from the fact that the 1st seed Raptors were swept by the guys that just got swept

别被4-0这个比分掩盖了东部头号种子猛龙正是被这支骑士队横扫的这一事实。

[–]CavaliersXenongamerLP 1459 指標 1小時前

Hey guys just wanted to say it was fun being in the spotlight for the short time being. See you in 30+ years.

骑士球迷：大家伙，我想说在这段时间内可以得到大家关注真的很有趣，我们三十年后见吧。

[–]LakersHighlyBaked0 360 指標 1小時前

Maybe yall get to draft Bronny Jr and Bron comes back to win a chip with his son

湖人球迷：或许你骑可以通过选秀拿下小勒布朗，然后勒布朗就会回归骑士和他儿子一起拿个总冠军。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 3037 指標 1小時前

Man, I really fucking hate watching these Cavs. They need a reset badly, their culture is just awful for a team that has been a consistent contender. No fight whatsoever.

尼克斯球迷：唉，我是真的很烦看到现在这支骑士队。他们现在急需一次重整，作为一支连续几年的争冠球队，骑士的球队文化真的很糟糕。毫无斗志。

[–]NBAdesperateforahope 1406 指標 1小時前

For a game that very well could be Lebron"s last game in Cleveland...

Truly depressing for the crowd and the team and fans everywhere to witness such a broken spirit game

这很有可能是詹姆斯在克利夫兰打的最后一场比赛……

结果全队毫无斗志跟蔫了的茄子一样，无论是现场的观众、骑士本身还是世界各地的球迷，看了都会很堵得慌吧。

[–]Heatcolourofinfinity 708 指標 1小時前、

Man, I know it can be deflating playing the Warriors but you"re at HOME in an ELIMINATION game. And yet, there felt like there was no hunger, no fight, no desperation

热火球迷：我知道要跟勇士对阵确实会让人很泄气，但骑士可是在主场啊，而且还是一场即将面临被淘汰的比赛。可是即使是这样，整支队伍并没有对胜利的渴望，没有战斗的勇气，也没有孤注一掷的精神。

[–]meatbag11 117 指標 1小時前

We all know the fight left the team the moment JR forgot the score. Series was done.

在JR忘记比分那一刻开始，我们就知道战斗的精神已经和这支球队无缘了。这个系列赛在那一刻已经结束。

[–]Warriorsisayhialot222 597 指標 2小時前

KD: "Curry, I only got 20 points tonight so you locked in for FMVP"

Curry: “Bruh, you got a fucking triple double"

KD: "Oh. For real? ??"

勇士球迷：KD:“库里，我今晚就拿20分，这样你就锁定FMVP了。”

库里：“老兄，你特么拿了三双。”

KD:“哦，真的吗？ssssssss”

[–]LakersHighlyBaked0 80 指標 2小時前

LMAOO

湖人球迷：红红火火恍恍惚惚。

[–][BKN] Rondae Hollis-JeffersonExpulsure 385 指標 57 分鐘前

Swaggy P finally got a ring with Iggy

尼克杨终于和Iggy一起拿到了戒指。

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[译注2]：Iggy是尼克杨的前女友，但这里指的是伊格达拉Iguodala。

[–]BullsImRBJ 495 指標 2小時前

Forward Kevin Love yelled out, “There he goes! There he goes.” Sharpshooter Kyle Korver gave a look of the utmost sadness. Guard J.R. Smith yelled out, “Hope you enjoy your new [expletive] squad now.” And before James hit the private jet door, new Lakers teammate Lonzo Ball hugged him and said, “It"s about that time”

公牛球迷：前锋凯文-乐福大声喊着：“干得漂亮！干得漂亮。”神射手凯尔-科沃尔脸上挂满了忧愁。后卫JR-史密斯大声喊着：“希望你在新的球队里过得[TMD]开心。”詹姆斯打开更衣室大门，他的湖人新队友朗佐-鲍尔拥抱了他然后说：“是时候离开了。”

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[译注2]：这里引用了reddit上有关骑士的同人文。链接：[美国JRs之声]骑士大换血起死回生上下一心，美JRs兴奋不已将全队YY成同人小说>>>

[–]MavericksTheSwiftLancer 43 指標 2小時前

Can"t be a post game thread without one of these!

独行侠球迷：没有这条评论，这就不是赛后帖了！

[–]Raptorsharrisonguord 156 指標 2小時前

JR ready for Game 5

猛龙球迷：JR已经准备好G5了！

[–]tie_knee_p_p 72 指標 2小時前

JR is gonna be at Oracle in three days wondering where everybody is at.

三天后，JR出现在甲骨文球馆，寻思其他人都去哪儿了。