尴尬！恩比德洛杉矶两战或科比最后一战的得分都比鲍尔总得分多！尴尬！恩比德洛杉矶两战或科比最后一战

尴尬！恩比德洛杉矶两战或科比最后一战的得分都比鲍尔总得分多！

[Randomly Interesting Fact] Joel Embiid (78) has scored more points at Staples Center so far this year than Lonzo Ball (50) has.

【今日趣闻】迄今为止，乔尔-恩比德在斯台普斯球馆已经砍下了78分，而湖人的首发控卫朗佐-鲍尔总共在自己的主场砍下了50分（实为58分，楼主后面有更正，截止到北京时间11月20日）。

Not sure if this has been posted already but...

Joel Embiid in 2 games at Staples has scored 78 points while Lonzo Ball has only 58 points in 9 games played at Staples.

Edit: It’s 58 points not 50 but you still get the point.

Edit 2: Who knew you can turn bricks into gold, huh lmao?

不知道有没有人发过这个数据...

恩比德在斯台普斯球馆打了两场，获得了78分，而鲍尔在那打了9场只获得了58分。

注：鲍尔实际得了58分而不是50分，不过这并不重要。

注2：哈哈感谢鲍尔-柯察金的钢铁般的意志！被打赏了reddit金币！

[–]Knicks BandwagonGetLucky0G 526 指標 8小時前

Yeah but lonzo had a triple double so hes playing great /s

那又怎样，球哥拿过一个三双，所以他肯定打的没毛病。TXTX

[–]Knicksnorfsquad 316 指標 7小時前

Well he has good rebound and assist numbers that for sure

球哥篮板和助攻的数据确实挺好看。

[–]76ersImmynimmy 163 指標 6小時前

He"s average ~6.6 assists and ~6.8 rebounds in ~32 min.

For comparison Steph Curry is playing at around 32 min/game as well. he"s averaging 4.8 rbd and 6.8 assists per game

Lonzo > Curry you guys

他的数据：在场均32分钟的出场时间里获得6.6助攻和6.8篮板

与场均时间也差不多是32分钟的史蒂芬-库里相比，库里平均数据为每场4.8篮板和6.8助攻

伙计们看到没鲍尔强过库里。

[–]SpursTornGauntlet 182 指標 7小時前

If you disregard the numbers and the eye test hes quite possibly the best no. 2 pick in this years draft!

如果大家忽视数据、也不依靠球场的表现来评价球哥的话，我觉得球哥很有可能是bkx选秀大会最出色的榜眼！

[–][BOS] Milt PalacioAleredEgo 107 指標 7小時前

He"s also scored more NBA points than the entire 2018 draft combined.

球哥现在的得分比所有2018年参加选秀的球员加起来都多！

[–][MIA] Lamar OdomNBA_Drug_Policy 3111 指標 8小時前

THROW THE DAMN TOWEL!!!

在场边挥毛巾不好吗？

[–]MavericksLiftBodyUpThenDown 1078 指標 7小時前*

It’s okay Lonzo got a haircut. He’s going to magically shoot well now

没关系鲍尔换了个发型，他将会变成一个神射手了。

[–]Timberwolvestokomini 1359 指標 7小時前

I love the national coverage that damn hair cut got.

"So Lonzo, looks like you decided to get a hair cut."

--"Yeah, I thought it was getting a little long so I-

"IS IT BECAUSE OF YOUR OFFENSIVE STRUGGLES!?"

我喜欢这个关于这个发型的报道

“嘿，鲍尔，看起来你准备去修剪一下头发了”

--“没错，我认为我的头发有点长了所以我…”

“竟然是因为你进攻的疲软！？”

[–]Trail BlazersStoops_is_a_jackass 263 指標 6小時前

I know right? It"s obviously because of his offensive struggles. His long hair messed with the aerodynamics of his shot-taking ability.

我知道了，显然就是因为他疲软的进攻。他的长发在空气动力学上影响了投篮包的发挥。

[–]NBAExpert_Novice 200 指標 5小時前

I"ll just leave this here

Your hair is in the way of your natural shooting stroke、http://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/4m46ru/your_hair_is_in_the_way_of_your_natural_shooting/

我就放个链接

你的头发挡着你的投篮轨迹了。[译注1]

[译注1]：该链接是美国JR调侃詹姆斯发际线的评论，他将詹姆斯的高命中率和高发际线联系了起来，引起JRS的热议。

[–]Raptorspleasefeedthedino 1958 指標 8小時前

Bbref is showing 58 points at home for Lonzo. But still, poor guy. He has yet to amass more points than a 90 year old Kobe scored in his final game.

Bbref在主页显示鲍尔获得了58分。不过啊...太可怜了他也，9场主场比赛加起来的分还不如快入土的科比最后一战得的分多。[译注2]

[译注2]：bbref是basketball reference的简称，一个有关篮球数据信息的网站。

[–]Netsaaliyaahson[S] 555 指標 8小時前

Thanks, for some reason the source I got it from didn’t include the past 2 games.

楼主：谢了，因为某些原因我获得的信息没有包括最近的两场比赛。

[–]SparklingWinePapi 1094 指標 7小時前

Kinda makes it worse that the only change over 2 games is 8 points

这样看那就更丢人了。少算了两场比赛，然而只有8分。

[–]Timberwolvestokomini 440 指標 7小時前

Makes it infinitely funnier, that much I"m sure.

丢不丢人我不知道，更搞笑了是真的哈哈。

[–]Cavaliersyuhanz 90 指標 6小時前

yeah lol. his ppg average even went down with the last two games. jesus...

是的哈哈哈，他的场均得分经过这两场甚至还降了，我的天…

[–]CelticsKatyPerrysRack 199 指標 5小時前

Let"s be real, Kobe could put on a uniform and drop 58 points tomorrow night.

凯尔特人球迷：说真的，现在的科比上场都能得个58分吧。

[–]Lakers-kingmaker 89 指標 5小時前

I love how Celtics fans give Kobe props after he leaves.

湖人球迷：在我科退役后，你凯球迷对他赞美不绝于口！有爱。

[–][GSW] Adonal FoyleDynastySS 168 指標 5小時前

He never said on how many shots though...

先别着急高兴，他还没说出手多少次呢。

[–]MavericksMarnold13 65 指標 4小時前

Bet he’d do it on better than 30% shooting

我感觉肯定比球哥的30%命中率高吧...

[–][OKC] Paul Georgejunioorr 897 指標 6小時前

视频：美国JR恶搞76人群殴球哥>>

http://t.cn/Rj1n07B

[–]avocadoclock 205 指標 5小時前

Goddamn the internet is ruthless

我的天，网络世界实在是太残暴了。

[–][BOS] Larry BirdBears_Bearing_Arms 69 指標 4小時前

Honestly wasn"t sure if that was a midget or a baby chimp they dressed up in clothes.

坦白说不能确定那个是一个侏儒还是一个穿着衣服的幼年黑猩猩。

[–]ThunderI_Hate_Traffic 65 指標 4小時前

A midget from Turkey. He became famous after messing up with Trabzonspor (soccer club) players. Kinda sad that people make fun of him like this, but I am pretty sure it"s either staged or he is acting weird on purpose.

那是一个土耳其的侏儒。他因为扰乱了特拉布宗队（一个足球俱乐部）的球员而出名。看到人们这么取笑他我有点难受，不过这要么是照剧本演，要么是他故意给自己加戏。

[–]SpursTornGauntlet 601 指標 7小時前

FACT: Lonzo is outscoring KAWHI in all statistical categories this season!

BIGGER FACT: Lonzo is outscoring KOBE in ALL CATEGORIES this season!

事实：鲍尔这个赛季在各项数据上都领先科怀-伦纳德。

更可怕的事实：鲍尔这个赛季各项数据都领先科比。

[–]Spursbrendon_b 276 指標 7小時前

Kawhi has fewer turnovers.

伦纳德有更少的失误。

[–]CelticsMatto_0 955 指標 6小時前

[?] Makes the Lakers look bad

[?] Shames Lonzo Ball

[?] JOEL EMBIID

[?] Trust the process

4/4, upvote granted.

凯尔特人球迷：

[?] 让湖人球迷难堪

[?] 羞辱朗佐-鲍尔

[?] 吹乔尔-恩比德

[?] 相信过程

每日打卡完成。

[–]Raptors BandwagonHouston_sucks 458 指標 8小時前

"Lonzo is already better than Steph Curry" - probably still Lavar

“朗佐已经比史蒂芬-库里强了”-球爹可能还是会这么说。

[–]LakersMyLTPlayedinSD 253 指標 8小時前

Joel is really good.

乔尔-恩比德是真的牛逼。

[–][TOR] Charles OakleyO-G-Anunoby 240 指標 8小時前

lonzo is really bad

朗佐-鲍尔是真的菜鸡。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmattelirod 473 指標 8小時前*

I love Joel Embiid and looks to have an absolutely great season but DAAAAAMN does this make me sick to be a Lakers fan.

Edit: For those of you who think I am hating on Lonzo, trust me I’m not. I don’t think he’s a bust nor do I think he’ll never improve. I’m just sickened that a guy who was praised to be able to do everything on the court, albeit he is known to be a pass-first guard, can’t buy a damn bucket in the NBA even with all that BBB money. Will he come into his own at some point? I damn well believe so. But as of right now, I’m more interested and excited for Kuzma and his contribution to the team rather than Zo’s.

湖人球迷：我喜欢乔尔-恩比德，看起来他这个赛季会取得不俗的成就。但是这个数据也太丢湖人了！

补充：那些认为我讨厌朗佐的人，相信我，我并不讨厌他。我不认为他是个水货，也相信他会有进步。我只是觉得，球哥进NBA之前被吹的无所不能，结果他现在得个分比上炕还费劲？就算他是一个传球为先的控卫，这也说不过去吧？我相信他在未来会证明自己，提升自己。但是就现在而言，裤子马对球队的贡献更让我印象深刻。

[–]76ersHANDLERmc 203 指標 7小時前

It"s not really that bad. Embiid and Simmons are outliers for being this good early in their career. Lonzo"s really struggling, but that doesn"t mean he won"t figure it out. He"s a rookie and deserves patience (even though his dad makes it difficult to give him that). On the bright side...Kuzma looks great and should turn into a solid NBA player.

76人球迷：其实没那么糟糕。恩比德和西蒙斯刚打NBA没几年就能贡献出色的数据和表现，他们是独成一档的新秀。朗佐现在表现确实挣扎，但这不代表他不能解决现在出现的问题。他是一个新秀，大家得有耐心啊（尽管他爹让我们很难给予他耐心）。从好的一面看，库兹马表现确实不错，他很有可能会成为靠谱的NBA球员。

[–]N0ttheCu1prit 106 指標 7小時前

But how can you make it all the way to the NBA with a shot like that? No one tried along the way to correct it? There"s 50 yr old guys at the YMCA with bum knees that can shoot better than that.

但是这样的投篮怎么可以进入NBA？他这一路走来就没有人纠正他的投篮姿势吗？好多膝盖都废了的社区健身房50岁老大爷都比他投篮强啊。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantmattelirod 56 指標 7小時前

Shawn Marion had the ugliest shot in the history of the NBA in my opinion (basically shooting from the chest) and was a very very good player. That’s what gives me hope that Lonzo and his ugly ass jumper has a chance to prevail.

在我印象中，肖恩-马里昂的投篮姿势史上最丑（基本上是胸推式投篮)，然而他是一个非常优秀的球员。所以球哥最后打出来也不是一点希望都没有的。

[–]76ersAthos19 63 指標 6小時前

Shawn Marion actually kept his body center, unlike Lonzo. The only terrible thing about his shot is how low it was, making it easy to block.

肖恩-马里昂实际上在投篮时很好的维持了身体的平衡，不像朗佐。马里昂的投篮唯一不好的地方就是他出手点太低了，容易被冒。

[–]EastPM_ME_UR_ASSES_GURLS 47 指標 7小時前

I think if he fixes his scoring he could be great, on the other hand though he could become MCW.

球哥要是能找到得分感觉的话还是能打出来的，不过啊，成为下一个麦卡威也是很有可能的。

[–]Minneapolis LakersKookLife 23 指標 7小時前

The Kendall Marshall with better defense is the comparison some fans were making in the draft. As long as he becomes average scoring he can still be a stud that I will be happy to have on the team. Him becoming an offensive threat you have to respect will open up a ton of options in his game.

Since he is having so much trouble at the rim, it would be great if he could develop a consistent floater in the lane with both hands. That alone could make a big difference. Don’t help, shoot the floater. Defense helps, easy lob to the big or pocket pass to the cutter. He has the tools, just needs to keep improving.

湖人球迷：在选球哥时，有些球迷把他比作防守更好的的肯道尔-马绍尔。只要球哥的得分能达到联盟平均水平，他还是能成为明日之星的，我也愿意拥有这样一个湖人。如果球哥的得分能力提升，防守球员不再放他，球哥的比赛会打开很多扇大门。

鉴于他现在篮下终结能力不行，要是能开发出行进间的左右手抛投就好了，把这个练出来球哥也不至于像现在这么挣扎。如果防守球员不协防，球哥就可以抛投，如果来协防，球哥可以扔空接给大个子球员，或者直塞给空切球员。球哥是有能力的，他只是需要不断地进步。