表妹化身张伯伦干公牛丨火热互相被打服丨唐斯格里芬展现运动精神表妹化身张伯伦干公牛丨火热互相被打服

表妹化身张伯伦干公牛丨火热互相被打服丨唐斯格里芬展现运动精神

[Post Game Thread] The New Orleans Pelicans (25-21) defeat the Chicago Bulls (18-29) 132-128

[赛后]公牛128-132鹈鹕，马尔卡宁14+17，戴维斯34+9，考辛斯爆砍44+24+10

DeMarcus Cousins drops the first 40-20-10 stat line in 50 years

考辛斯成为五十年来第一个砍下40+20+10的球员。

[–][NOP] Rajon Rondoahwjeez 100 指標 2小時前

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 103 指標 2小時前

[–]TimberwolvesMossed84 952 指標 2小時前

My god, that"s a triple double!

我日，这是个三双啊！！

[–]Pelicansspikonorx 307 指標 2小時前

One could consider that an mvp level performance

三双，嗯，MVP级别的表现，没毛病。

[–]WizardsLastRedCoat 199 指標 2小時前

Last week fucked around and got a statline that society has arbitrarily assigned undue significance too

上周随便玩玩就轻松拿下了【一项数据，可恶的社会拍脑袋决定这项数据应当有与之不相称的重要意义】。[译注1]

[译注1]括号里的内容其实就是【三双】两字，取材于Ice Cube的知名歌曲It was a good day。这里在讽刺人们觉得三双很水。

[–]RaptorsC-P30 1642 指標 2小時前

Cousins is legit dropping a Wilt statline

考辛斯这是化身张两万啊。

[–]RaptorsPloPoon69 245 指標 2小時前

God damn. We need to see Cousins in the playoffs.

我，日。等不及看季后赛的考辛斯了！

[–][TOR] Amir JohnsonModernPoultry 155 指標 2小時前

Im a big Boogie hater but playoff Cousins would be amazing. Motivated Boogie is one of the most dangerous players in the game

我算是考辛斯的大黑子了，但是季后赛的考辛斯会非常出色的。脑子里弦都上紧的考辛斯是全联盟最有杀伤力的球员之一。

[–]mendeleyev 260 指標 2小時前

How come Shaq never made this?? I am really surprised.

奥尼尔从来没拿过40+20+10？我有点吃惊。

[–]RaptorsC-P30 822 指標 2小時前

The 10 assists part, probably

He had a 61 point, 23 rebound game

10个助攻比较难吧。

奥尼尔拿过61+23。

[–]mendeleyev 522 指標 2小時前

Ok I calmed down a bit now.

层主：哦是这样啊，那我的心情逐渐平复一些了。

[–][DAL] Steve NashSxeRpw 129 指標 2小時前

I was going to call the cops

艹，差点报警了。

[–]Pistonssalmon10 89 指標 2小時前

Are you forgetting his 24 point, 28 rebound, 15 block game?

奥尼尔还拿过24分+28板+15个冒哦。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durantshanetrey5 558 指標 2小時前

I could’ve witnessed nba history but instead I’m rewatching Logan

今晚本来可以见证历史的，但我却看了金刚狼三。

[–]Lakershuywee 190 指標 2小時前

That was a p good movie tho

不过金刚狼三挺好看的呀。

[–][GSW] Kevin Durantshanetrey5 109 指標 2小時前

Absolutely false, it wasn’t a good movie at all.

It’s an amazing one.

大错特错，根本算不上好看的电影。

是太几把屌炸天了好吧！！

[–]Bullsgrandtheftbuffalo 227 指標 2小時前

Just so you all know this is what it takes to beat the Chicago Bulls

公牛球迷：就让这场比赛成为见证：想要击败公牛，不化身张两万根本没戏。

[–]PelicansBigEarl139 461 指標 2小時前

And he actually looks like he is about to pass out lol.

How Wilt ever did this shit at the insane pace of the 60s I will never understand.

鹈鹕球迷：考辛斯看起来都快虚脱了哈哈。

60年代比赛节奏那么快，张伯伦咋从来没砍下过这个数据呢？我是永远搞不懂了。

[–]mendeleyev 364 指標 2小時前

Wearing Chuck Taylor"s.

Chuck Taylor帆布鞋。

[–][POR] Patty Millsshickard 135 指標 2小時前

How Chuck Taylors survived being worn by Wilt in the 60"s I will never understand.

60年代的Chuck Taylor帆布鞋咋能在张伯伦的脚下存活下来呢？我是永远搞不懂了。

[–]mendeleyev 50 指標 2小時前

Yeah he must have destroyed a pair a night.

嗯张伯伦肯定每晚都要搞烂一双。

[–]ContemplativeMule 69 指標 2小時前

Of women?

飞？

[–][GSW] Wilt ChamberlainstickahHappy 113 指標 2小時前

For fucking 48 mins how the fuck is that. Freak human being.

张伯伦有个赛季特么场均上了48分钟，这是什么龟啊。超人类啊。

[–]CavaliersxBornToBeDownvotedx 187 指標 2小時前

Also no modern sports medicine, riding on buses or economy seats in airplanes to games. Economy fucking seats as a 7 footer btw

而且没有现代体育药物、只能坐大巴或者飞机的经济舱。将近两米二的大个子坐特么经济舱…我的天。

[–][GSW] Wilt ChamberlainstickahHappy 144 指標 2小時前

Yeah while fucking chix all night. Btw, i think the nba should name an award to him.

而且还夜夜笙歌。我觉得NBA应该以张伯伦的名字命名某个奖项。

[–]RaptorsMimi108 211 指標 2小時前

Bulls were leading 101-86 the last 4-5 minutes of the game.

Pels just went on a run, and hustled for the first time during the game.

Crazy shit. Boogie with pure domination. Lauri with the big game. Dude is so confident, and rightfully so.

公牛球迷：比赛的最后四五分钟前我牛还101：86领先呢。

结果鹈鹕就打出高潮了，比赛中第一次拿出拼劲来。

太疯狂了。考辛斯完全统治。马尔卡宁也打得很棒，小伙很自信，就该这样！

[–]Bullssticks-mcgee 86 指標 2小時前

“Bulls were leading 101-86 the last 4-5 minutes of the game.”

And then Jerian took over.

“比赛的最后四五分钟前我牛还101：86领先呢。”

公牛球迷：然后格兰特就接管比赛了。

[–][CHI] Scottie PippenChickensandcoke 43 指標 2小時前

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

侥幸从胜利女神的石榴裙下逃脱。

[–]Bullsroseb4hoes 23 指標 2小時前

Lauri is a glimmering light of hope that I did not think we would have for many years.

公牛球迷：马尔卡宁是我牛的希望啊，这个希望我原本以为很多年内都不会出现呢。

[–]Bullscentrino345_smite 6 指標 1小時前

Just put up 14pts/17reb in his rookie year against the best big man duo in the league, dudes a beast

公牛球迷：面对联盟第一双塔，砍下14+17，还是新秀。

野兽！

[–][CHI] Jimmy ButlerDoubleAW 89 指標 2小時前

Pelicans: "Go ahead, please win this game"

Bulls: "Nah fam, we"re good, you go ahead"

Pelicans: "No, seriously, we don"t want it, you win it"

Bulls: "No no no, please, we insist"

公牛球迷：本场缩影：

鹈鹕：“你来吧你来，你赢吧。”

公牛：“不啦不啦，我们挺好的，你赢吧。”

鹈鹕：“哎你是不是瞧不起我啊，让你赢就赢。”

公牛：“你先你先，别客气啊，我可要翻脸了。”

[–]Hustle_Marsalis 12 指標 2小時前

I was at the game and was so sick of this team playing with no effort I left

鹈鹕球迷：当时我就在现场，太特么受不了整个球队死气沉沉，然后我就走了。

[–][SAS] Dennis RodmanXwarsama 32 指標 2小時前

Damn, you missed out fam. In his post game interview Cousins dedicated the win to you, said that your departure was the spark that fueled the comeback.

回复楼上：老哥你错过啦！考辛斯在赛后采访时把这场胜利献给你，说你的离开激励了全队，你不走他们根本打不出一波反击！

[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (33-12) defeat the Miami Heat (27-20) by a score of 99-90

[赛后]热火90-99火箭，怀特塞德22+13，保罗16+6+6，哈登28分

[–]HeatNumber333 155 指標 3小時前

That freaking Harden 3 from like 30 feet man... sometimes great defense doesn"t matter.

Hard fought but not enough. Oh well. Still held the Rockets under 100 at least.

热火球迷：这特么哈登三十尺外都能进三分啊…防得再好也没屁用啊。

我热今天打得很勇猛，但不够好。不过我们至少还是将火箭的得分限制在100分以下。

[–]San Diego RocketsMoCityNeuroscientist 78 指標 3小時前

Y"all straight up bitched us around in the paint. I thought Whiteside was going to go for 40/20 after that first quarter.

火箭球迷：你热今天在禁区内都快把我火操成窟窿了。第一节打完我都以为白边要拿40+20了呢。

[–]RocketsTheSneakyLurker 57 指標 3小時前

Whiteside no joke and I will now officially be slapping anyone who gives me some inefficient or advanced stat bullshit to discredit him. Changes shots and fundamentally altered the way we have to play. Can"t bring shit in the paint and bossed around capela the way only a few can. Big Boy!

火箭球迷：白边真不是闹着玩的。下次再有人拿高阶数据或者啥狗屁玩意说白边低效，老子就要抽烂你的猪脸。白边今晚是从根本上打乱了我们的进攻节奏，强迫我们调整投篮方式。今天火箭被完全禁飞了，卡佩拉也被白边大哥教育了一番，要知道联盟中能教育卡佩拉的人可不多啊。大小伙子真带劲。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverleyclutch-city2k15 206 指標 3小時前

Mike dan Tony sercit playz:

Lob 2 Capala

Cris paol fre thro jumpr

Hardn heav from 29 ft

火箭球迷：德安东尼的秘密武器有：给卡佩拉扔空接、克里斯-保罗罚球线附近的中投、哈登29英尺外的哈利路亚之投。

[–][OKC] Steven Adamsbruised_knee 65 指標 3小時前

Shhhhhh mike Daniel Anthony gone get u 4 giving away his secrit plays

嘘嘘！天机不可泄露，小心德安东尼派人干掉你。

[–][HOU] Rafer Alstonapplause_5 25 指標 3小時前

Spo is COTY

火箭球迷：今年的联盟最佳教练奖该颁给斯波！

[–][MIA] Carlos ArroyoSunpraiserPR 118 指標 3小時前

Even though we lost, I"m proud my team kept a close game with one of the best teams in the NBA.

GG Houston.

热火（阿罗约）球迷：虽然说我们输了，我还是对我热感到自豪，跟联盟中最好的球队之一焦灼到了最后！

火箭你们干的漂亮！

[–][HOU] Chris PaulRicanCP3 38 指標 3小時前

This is the first time I’ve ever seen an Arroyo flair on here. Never forget 04 olympics vs USA lol

GG Heat

火箭球迷：第一次看到有人带阿罗约的徽章。永远忘不了2004年阿罗约教训美国的那场比赛哈哈。

热火打得很好！

[–]RocketsLowKeyE0915 77 指標 3小時前

Heat going to the ECF. Those mothafuckers are conditioned as fuck

火箭球迷：热火进军东决没毛病。这帮牲口身体状态也太特么好了。

[–][MIA] Alonzo MourningPM_ME_UR_INSECURITES 29 指標 3小時前

Yeah you ain"t gonna gas these dudes. They looked as fresh at the end as they did in the beginning.

热火球迷：没错，我热的这些大小伙子永远不会被干得没体力。比赛最后时刻就跟刚开始跳球一样活力四射。

[–][HOU] Michael BeasleyJimHarden 66 指標 3小時前

Harden with huge blocks in back to back games. Also CP3 and Harden have been clutch as fuck. Getting buckets and turnovers.

GG Heat, hope Dragic and TJ get better

火箭球迷：哈登连续两场比赛送出关键盖帽。而且灯泡组合最近关键时刻稳准狠啊。不光能得分、还能逼迫对方失误。

热火打的很好！希望德拉季奇和泰勒-约翰逊能尽快回归！

[–]KnicksTofuTofu 45 指標 3小時前

Reminder that the Rockets are undefeated when Harden/CP3/Capela all play, including 2 wins against the Warriors.

提醒诸位一下，灯泡组合和卡佩拉同时出场时，火箭未遭败绩。

这还包括赢勇士的那两场。

[–]RocketsJamesHardenWasRobbed 119 指標 3小時前

I don"t envy the Heat"s first round matchup.

火箭球迷：热火第一轮的对手，我为你点一首《幸好不是我》。

[–][MIA] Dwyane Wadearkantos063 66 指標 3小時前

Thanks for making feel a little better :)

热火球迷：听你这么说我感觉好多了。

[–]JP231023 53 指標 3小時前

This is the friendliest post game thread I"ve ever seen. It"s a nice change

这赛后是我见过最和谐最友好的一个了。就应该这样才对啊。

[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks (16-31) embarrass the Washington Wizards (26-21), 98-75

[赛后]奇才75-98独行侠，比尔18分，巴恩斯20+10，丹尼斯-史密斯17+6

[–][WAS] Antawn JamisonLazrgator13 145 指標 3小時前

Something big has gotta change

奇才球迷：该粗大事了。

[–]Wizardskooneecheewah 48 指標 2小時前

Markief and Gortat need to get traded before the year is over. Porter contract was a mistake and Wall is devolving into a mid-tier point guard who can"t shoot over 8 feet from the basket.

奇才球迷：莫里斯和戈塔特这赛季结束前赶紧被交易走。波特的大合同就是个错误，而沃尔现在正朝着中流控卫退化，篮筐八英尺外就得不了分了。

[–]WizardsOptimus-Dime 165 指標 2小時前

Chill out with the hot takes lol

奇才球迷：冷静点老哥，你这是胡喷了。

[–]Mavericksjuk12 70 指標 3小時前

Death, taxes, and the Mavs beating the Wizards.

We"ve won 15 out of the last 16 games against the Wiz

独行侠球迷：死亡、税收、独行侠击败奇才。人生中不可逃脱的三件事。

过去16场对阵奇才的比赛，我们只输了一场。

[–]WizardsGospelWords 133 指標 3小時前

Why do we gotta suck so much against the Mavericks :(

奇才球迷：为什么一对上独行侠我们就这么菜啊？

[–]WizardsWholeLottaGlove 135 指標 3小時前

Last 3 words not needed

奇才球迷：就留最后七个字就行了。

[–][WAS] Rasheed WallaceRallyPigeon 22 指標 2小時前

Obviously the Wizards have seen the dysfunction in Cleveland and are attempting to emulate it thinking it"s what top teams do.

奇才球迷：很显然，骑士那边的烂摊子让奇才的球员也动了心思，他们也想跟着模仿一下联盟顶尖球队是怎么做的。

[–][WAS] Caron Butler360Angel90[??] 33 指標 3小時前

Lol kill me.

奇才球迷：我想死。

[–]WizardsMagyarFoci29 14 指標 2小時前

Changes needed. Nuff said

奇才球迷：要么变要么死。话不多说。

[–]Wizardsburninator3343 25 指標 3小時前

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SCORE 75 POINTS AGAINST THE FUCKING MAVERICKS, 23rd RANKED DEFENSE

奇才球迷：TMLGBD独行侠防守排联盟第二十三，结果才得了75分？！！！

[Post Game Thread] The Minnesota Timberwolves (31-18) defeat the Los Angeles Clippers (23-23) 126 to 118, behind Andrew Wiggins 41 points

[赛后]森林狼126-118快船，威金斯40分，蒂格30分，格里芬32+12+12

[–]TimberwolvesExinih 76 指標 50 分鐘前

blake saw KAT fuck up and make his coach mad so he fucked up aswell to make him feel better :) love to see a veteran big helping out the future star.

森林狼球迷：看到唐斯搞砸了让锡伯杜气得半死后，格里芬也来玩个大的，想让唐斯没那么难受。哎，老将大个子在提拔未来的球星啊，这是一种什么精神？！

[–][MIN] Shabazz MuhammadKdeal3000 18 指標 47 分鐘前

Really just great sportsmanship

森林狼球迷：太感动了，这就是大家常说的运动精神吧。

[–]TimberwolvesBellerophonn 8 指標 44 分鐘前*

The exact moment KAT throw the ball out, Thibs immediately beat the shit out of the referee table. I"m waiting for the gif.

唐斯失误的那一刻，锡伯杜快把记分台的桌子给干烂啦哈哈哈，动图呢。

[–]TimberwolvesXANNIBAL_LECTER 11 指標 46 分鐘前

If the wolves had blown that you"d have to seriously fear for the local homeless population around the staples center. Thibs woulda gone full American psycho. Possibly have tried to feed a cat into an ATM

森林狼球迷：如果森林狼这场真浪丢了，大家可就真得为斯台普斯中心的流浪汉们的生命安全问题擦把汗了。锡伯杜绝对得化身《美国精神病人》，可能还会把猫（cat=kat=唐斯）往自动取款机里塞。

[–]Timberwolvesa2w2 28 指標 50 分鐘前

That ending was hilarious lol.

森林狼球迷：比赛的末尾太搞笑啦哈哈。

[Post Game Thread] The Memphis Grizzlies (17-29) defeat the Philadelphia 76ers (22-21) by a score of 105-101 behind a career-high 12 points by Myke Henry

[赛后]76人101-105灰熊，沙里奇22+10，恩比德15+14，埃文斯18+8

[–]76ersVisionSixteen 109 指標 3小時前

I"ve never felt so defeated in a regular season loss.

76人球迷：我从来没有像今天这样因为一场常规赛失利而如此心痛。

[–]76ersVyxtic 60 指標 3小時前

Someone tell the sixers that we should maybe start passing the ball to the ones in red

76人球迷：谁去告诉76人球员应该把球传给穿红色队服的人？

[–]76ersSlappyBagg 8 指標 3小時前

We definitely lead the lead in times stepped out of bounds.

76人球迷：76人肯定在踩线出界的这项数据统计上遥遥领先。

[–]76erscnpjphillypwn 30 指標 3小時前

How do we choke every single lead?

76人球迷：领先就要翻船，这特么一次都不带差的。

[–]76ersDaspaintrain 25 指標 3小時前

Worst loss of the year. That was the worst 4th quarter I"ve ever seen

76人球迷：本赛季最糟心的一场失利。我就没见过这么烂的第四节。

[–][PHI] Connie SimmonsFreshwaterBeach 9 指標 3小時前

I propose that basketball games only have 3 quarters.

76人球迷：我提议，篮球比赛只打三节吧。

[–]76erskc3551 8 指標 3小時前

some say the sixers are still turning the ball over and making terrible decisions

76人球迷：据线报称，比赛结束了，76人球员们还在场上不停地失误、执行糟糕的场上决策。