美球迷调侃欧文将成为素食者，皮尔斯当场就用美食勾引他就范！美球迷调侃欧文将成为素食者

美球迷调侃欧文将成为素食者，皮尔斯当场就用美食勾引他就范！

Kyrie Irving just announced he"s gone vegan in his post game interview. "I had to get away from the animals, my energy is a lot higher"

凯里-欧文刚刚在赛后采访中宣布他已转为素食。“我必须远离动物食品，我现在能量充沛多了。”

[–]RocketsFightMilk21 1278 points 1 day ago

Pierce asked him literally two seconds later if he tried the clam chowder

采访中，就在他说出这话两秒钟之后，皮尔斯就问欧文他最近尝没尝奶油哈蜊浓汤[译注1]。

[译注1]：奶油哈蜊浓汤，波士顿所在新英格兰地区的著名食物，主要原料哈蜊和奶油均不严格满足素食的标准。

[–]cuckooforcoconut 341 points 18 hours ago

Some people I know are vegan for health, not any moral reason. So they are still vegan for 95% of the time and say they have a vegan diet, but still might try the clam chowder if they are in Boston.

Even guys who eat super healthy have a cheat meal every once in a while.

我认识的有些人吃素纯粹是为了健康，而不是任何道德考量。所以如果他们在波士顿的话，仍然有可能尝尝奶油哈蜊浓汤，在剩下的95%时间里保持素食，并且宣称自己有个素食食谱。

就算是饮食超级节制健康的人，时不时也会来一顿罪恶满满的。

[–]OKC HornetsGhost-of-Lincoln 99 points 12 hours ago

Can attest to that. I"d eat a steak every day with a half gallon of milk, thought veganism was the dumbest shit. Currently cutting down and only eat fish as meat once every few days with lunch. Has been working great.

我能证实这点。我曾经天天吃牛排，日日饮接近两升的牛奶，认为隔绝一切动物制品是世界上最蠢的想法。现在我大幅削减了动物制品的摄入，只是每隔好几天午饭吃一次鱼。这套食谱效果很好。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 255 points 1 day ago

I know a vegan who eats eggs, dairy and seafood. lol.

我知道一个素食主义者，吃蛋、奶制品和海鲜。哈哈哈哈。

[–][BOS] Jaylen Brownhenryisyourboss 1708 points 1 day ago

That"s... that"s not a vegan

这是...这不算素食主义者。

[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 729 points 1 day ago

Give a man a fish, he"ll eat for a day. Ask a man about his vegan diet, he"ll talk for a lifetime.

授人以鱼，他一天就能吃完。授素食者以素食，他能缠着你安利素食一辈子。

[–][LAL] Sasha Vujacicimadogg 255 points 23 hours ago

Maybe I"m lucky, but I honestly see more people complain about vegans, than vegans who keep preaching veganism and try to convert everyone

可能是我运气太好了，但我确实见到更多的人在抱怨素食者，宣传素食主义并疯狂安利的人却是少数。

[–]Warriorsveyd 14 points 10 hours ago

Girlfriend is vegan. Have never heard her proselytize to anyone. Have heard plenty of other folks give her shit for being vegan though.

我女朋友是素食者。从未听说她要扭转任何人的饮食观念。倒是没少听别人对她说三道四，就因为她是素食者。

[–][SAC] Chris Webbercalistorm 1914 points 1 day ago

Maybe if he trains hard enough he wont have to eat at all

如果欧文训练足够刻苦，那他可能就什么都不用吃了。

[–][BOS] Brian Scalabrinesolarscopez 1006 points 1 day ago

inb4 Kyrie gets all his daily nutrients via photosynthesis

我替别人说了：欧文会完全依靠光合作用供能的。

[–]Clipperskatamariroller 348 points 1 day ago

it"s 2020 and kyrie"s diet consists entirely of soylent, protein powder and water.

到了2020年，欧文的食谱就该只剩下营养代餐，蛋白粉和水了。

[–]LakersKobe7477 25 points 23 hours ago

this is peak celtic

湖人球迷：这才是巅峰凯尔特人。

[–]CavaliersAShinyTorchic 157 points 23 hours ago

If you don"t jack off your body keeps the nutrients and you can go without food for weeks

如果你能一直让鸡儿放假，那你的身体就能保存能量，让你能够不吃不喝蹦跶好几周。

[–][CHI] Michael JordanShad0man9 97 points 23 hours ago

Is this true? I nut a lot throughout the day.

真的？我可是每天站岗走火好几回的。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesBlesss 106 points 23 hours ago

dont believe everything you read on the internet - albert einstein

永远不要相信互联网上的任何事情 —— 阿尔伯特-爱因斯坦。

[–]CavaliersKansasKingdom 317 points 1 day ago

The wokest road.

欧文选择了最时尚的路。

[–]BucksbucksfaninIL 515 points 1 day ago

He"ll retire in 2 years to become a monk

两年之内他就会退役出家，吃斋念佛的。

[–]HawksReoh 23 points 21 hours ago

A monk who walks to the four corners of the world.

当一个和尚，云游世界的四角。

[–]NBATakeMyBodyHome 30 points 22 hours ago

I honestly think he will retire by 30.

我真心觉得他会在30岁就退役的。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 1286 points 1 day ago

“I had to get away from the animals”

God damn! This is some next level shade.

“我必须远离动物...”

我勒个去！这简直是奇葩到新高度啊。

[–][MIN] Karl-Anthony TownsKATisMyMVP 639 points 1 day ago

You have a career ahead of you at ESPN

楼上去ESPN报道吧，你的职业生涯即将启航。

[–]WarriorseBelieve 29 points 1 day ago

I"m not edgy enough for ESPN.

楼上上：我的神经兮兮程度还没到ESPN水准呢。

[–]WarriorsIllegalThoughts 61 points 1 day ago

Dude he was wearing an ADOPT A CAT SHIRT. Lmao throwing mad shade

欧文说这话的时候却穿着“收养一只猫吧”的T恤。笑死我啦这哥们。

[–]WarriorsPea-eater 98 points 1 day ago

ESPN: Kyrie calls LeBron an animal

ESPN独家重磅：欧文把勒布朗称为动物。

[–]Trail BlazersTheRealDevDev 167 points 1 day ago

He"s gotta keep pace with recent vegan Damian Lillard. He knows r/nba is undecided on who"s the better player.

达米安-利拉德刚刚成为素食者，欧文这是要紧随其后啊。他知道湿乎乎会为了谁是最佳素食选手而争辩不休的。

[–]CelticsBlazerTC 56 points 22 hours ago

My favorite player is vegan?

我最喜欢的球员开始吃素了？

[–]HeatRedMikeYawn 22 points 22 hours ago

How did you not hear about this??

卧槽你从哪儿听说的？？

[–]CelticsBlazerTC 79 points 22 hours ago

I did not know lillard was vegan

我不知道利拉德是个素食者啊。

[–]Trail BlazersBRINGTHESLEEP 40 points 21 hours ago

Went vegan this offseason

开拓者球迷：这个休赛期刚变成素食者的[译注2]。

[译注2]：详情请见虎扑新闻《利拉德吃素食，目的是为了恢复新秀赛季的体重》

[–]Hornets Bandwagonbubowskee 415 points 1 day ago

I am sure it helps. A lot harder to be tempted by processed foods when you simply swear them off. Helps when you are loaded and can have all the flavor and variety too

我确定素食能帮他表现更好。只要把加工食品从食谱里完全移掉，你就能免于遭受他们的诱惑。素食在你饮食过度的时候有所帮助，还能兼顾各种各样的口味与多样性。

[–]Cavaliersabraburger 416 points 23 hours ago

Then again, oreos and spicy sweet chili Doritos are vegan.

又要搬出这一套了，奥利奥和辣条[译注3]也算是素食啊。

[译注3]：辣条的原文是甜辣酱墨西哥玉米片，一种在美国备受欢迎的高能量膨化食品。

[–]Jazzalansnotreal 311 points 23 hours ago

I went vegan for a summer and only ate the spicy sweet chili doritos, oreos, crackerjacks and Swedish fish. I would also get the subway veggie patty which I found out later has animal product so long story short I never actually was vegan.

我曾经素食了一整个夏天，只吃辣条，奥利奥，焦糖爆米花和瑞典鱼软糖。我还吃赛百味的素食汉堡排，直到我发现这里面也含动物制品。所以长话短说，我从来没严格意义的素食过。

[–]CavaliersHoser117 303 points 23 hours ago

Long story short? Sounds like you went ahead and told the whole story anyways

长话短说？我怎么觉得你啥都没管，就直接把整个故事讲完了呢。

[–]Timberwolvesblzr_tag 86 points 22 hours ago

I grew a beard reading that and I"m 12

森林狼球迷：真是个漫长的故事啊，我开始读帖子的时候才12岁，现在胡子都长出来了。

[–][PHO] Tyler Ulisthekidboy 47 points 22 hours ago

Idk why but I actually wanted to see if you"re 12 so I looked at your first post and it was six years ago. You must been one smart 6 year old

我也不知道自己怎么想的，但突然想知道楼上是不是12岁。所以我去看了看你啥时候发的第一个帖子，发现是6年前。你当年一定是个机智异常的6岁小JR。

[–]Timberwolvesblzr_tag 34 points 21 hours ago

yea I lied, I"ve seen the wolves in the playoffs in my lifetime ??

森林狼球迷：我错了我撒谎了，我不止12岁，我还看过森林狼上次打季后赛呢。