黄蜂将邀请库普切克担任新总经理，沃克会被甩卖？黄蜂要一烂到底据可靠情报

[Stein] The Charlotte Hornets have formally offered their GM post to Mitch Kupchak and are confident they can soon seal a deal with the longtime former Lakers executive, according to league sources.

【Marc Stein】据可靠情报，夏洛特黄蜂已正式邀请前湖人总经理米奇-库普切克担任球队总经理，并相信他们很快能够与后者达成协议。

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 837 指標 11小時前*

WE THE LAKERS NOW

WE WERE ALSO THE ONE OTHER FRANCHISE TO HAVE KOBE ON THEIR TEAM

PACK YOUR BAGS, LUOL! WE TRADING FOR YOU!

黄蜂球迷：我们要变身总冠军湖人了。

毕竟我们是湖人外唯一一支拥有过科比的球队。

邓英乔收拾东西，快到我们碗里来！

[–][BOS] Kyrie Irvinggoofygoober2 498 指標 11小時前

12:01, free agency 2018: The Charlotte Hornets have signed Vince Carter to a 4 yr, $72 million dollar deal

接下来的故事情节发展是这样：2018年自由市场开启刚一秒，黄蜂就与文斯-卡特达成4年7200万美元的协议。[译注1]

[译注1]据此前的报道，2016年自由市场刚开启一秒，库普切克就给莫兹戈夫开出了大合同。美国网友此前曾开玩笑说库普切克连号码都提前摁好了，就等自由市场开启的那一刻捞住他眼中的大鱼莫兹戈夫。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 274 指標 11小時前

My God, that"s Joakim money.

尼克斯球迷：额滴神啊，这不是咱诺阿的价嘛。

[–][MIL] Giannis AntetokounmpoNarakrishna 216 指標 10小時前

Except Vince can still play solid for 10 min

卡特起码每场都能硬刚10分钟。

[–][CHI] Kyle Korveridontknow_whatever 119 指標 10小時前

And actually do basketball stuff.

Hell, Vince might actually be in better shape. Noah"s injuries have completely fucked him over.

卡特还能打球，诺阿就…

操，都不用说打球，卡特现在的身体状态也比诺阿保持得好。诺阿已经完全被伤病摧毁了。

[–][CLE] Kevin LoveA_A_lewis_ 373 指標 11小時前

Deron Williams, 5 years, 100 million. Welcome to the Hornets!

5年1亿！德隆-威廉姆斯，欢迎加盟夏洛特黄蜂！TX。

[–]Warriorsnotsellingjeans 257 指標 11小時前

Incoming Kemba trade for an overpaid player on a longer contract.

接下来的剧本：黄蜂交易沃克，换来一份又臭又长的合同。库普切克在发布会上表示：

‘We like that Tim Hardaway Jr can be a part of the future of Hornets basketball over the next several years. Also I had heard of his father, so that was another factor in this deal. I’m old and I don’t really like computers.’

“欢迎小蒂姆-哈达威的加盟，他将是夏洛特黄蜂未来计划的一份子。我还听说过他爸爸呢，这也是我们与他签约的原因之一。我年纪大了，不太喜欢网上冲浪呵呵呵。”

[–]LakersTuneHD 150 指標 10小時前

Man don"t disrespect Mitch, he got us Pau in a great trade and should"ve had CP3 too. His legacy isn"t 2 bad decisions as a result of Jeanie breathing down his back when he was making good progress for the franchise.

湖人球迷：兄弟，别TX库普切克了，他曾经为我湖打劫来了加索尔，差点把保罗也交易来了。前几年本来他已经把球队带上了重建的正轨，奈何被珍妮-巴斯盯得太紧，不能因为两笔糟糕的签约就完全否定他。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonwashedrope5 102 指標 10小時前*

You blame Jeanie, not Jim? Also, trading for Ariza was a solid move, and signing Ron-Ron (admittedly he did want to come here).

湖人球迷：不怪吉姆-巴斯，反而怪珍妮？而且为你补充下，当年库普切克交易来阿里扎和签下阿泰斯特的操作还是非常不错的。（但必须承认，当时阿泰斯特自己也想来。）

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmpobirlik54 32 指標 10小時前

Both of them should get some blame honestly.

说实话，吉姆和珍妮都要（为湖人的现状）负责。

[–][LAL] Magic Johnsonwashedrope5 31 指標 10小時前

Jeanie was the one that got rid of him, Jim refused while he was in charge of basketball operations. It took Jeanie about a week after she got the reins.

湖人球迷：是珍妮想把库普切克搞掉，而吉姆当时还是篮球运营总裁当然不愿意。在珍妮掌权之后，她花了一个礼拜就把库总做掉了。

[–][LAL] Pat RileyOBPing 41 指標 11小時前

I’m shocked by all these negative comments especially by Laker fans. Mitch was great for us and I felt that he was just caught in the power struggle between the two trust fund babies.

He runs a tight ship and is a class act.

湖人球迷：看到这么多消极甚至嘲讽的评论，尤其是其中一些还是湖人球迷发的，我很震惊。库普切克对我湖的贡献很大，我觉得他很倒霉，夹在中间成了巴斯家族内斗的牺牲品。

库普切克被束缚住了手脚，但他仍然做好了自己的本职工作，很职业。

[–][PHI] Eric SnowPhillyFreezer_ 40 指標 10小時前

Are Hornets fans actually upset? I don"t think this is a bold move or a progressive move or even the right move to make, but I doubt it"s early enough to tell if this is a regressive move. As Lakers fans have noted Mitch shouldn"t be defined by 2 bad contracts he signed 2 years ago. The Lakers still look pretty good and he made great decisions earlier. I do doubt that he"s not the right person to progressively rebuild so I get that concern but that"s more to do with MJ"s goals rather than Mitch"s ability to be a GM

76人球迷：黄蜂球迷们真的这么失望吗？这步棋走得怎么样——是大胆？进步？还是说就是一步臭棋——都不好说，但我觉得现在就认定（签库普切克）是一种倒退还为时尚早。正如湖人球迷所说，不能因为两年前的两笔签约就彻底否定他。况且湖人的现状也很不错，这正是因为此前（库普切克）的决策。尽管如此，我还是对库普切克能否带领球队重建成功持怀疑意见，不过与其说库普切克应该努力当个好经理，不如说乔丹应该更加努力当个好老板吧。

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 81 指標 10小時前

We get upset over everything.

黄蜂球迷：我们黄蜂球迷的失望点很低。

[–][CHA] Kemba WalkerBizGilwalker 205 指標 11小時前

Fuck me. I wanted that Houston assistant Rosas. Of course we go with MJ"s friend.

As long as Kupchak fires Clifford and doesn"t replace him with Mike Brown or Byron Scott I"ll survive though

黄蜂球迷：我特么日。我本来希望能把火箭的篮球运营副总裁Rosas挖过来。结果乔丹果然还是那个乔丹，把自己的哥们弄过来当经理了。

不过，只要库普切克能把克利福德炒了，然后继任者不要是麦克-布朗或者拜伦-斯科特，我就谢天谢地了。

[–]thehumangenius23 91 指標 10小時前

Don’t worry, the worst decisions in Kupchak’s tenure were due to dumb ass Jim Buss. Us Lakers fans know you got a good one!

湖人球迷：别担心了，是迫于蠢货吉姆-巴斯的压力，库普切克才签了那两个荒唐的合同。我们湖人球迷都明白，你们迎来的是一名好经理！

[–][CHA] Kemba WalkerBizGilwalker 59 指標 10小時前

Right but that also means Kupchak can"t sway MJ from making stupid decisions either.

黄蜂球迷：话是这么说，但是这也说明库普切克并不能阻止乔老板干傻事啊。

[–]thehumangenius23 51 指標 10小時前

Is there a GM that can? Owner owns the team and get their position from buying it, not getting hired or anything. You can only do so much against a dumb boss.

湖人球迷：哪个经理有这能耐呢？老板是球队的拥有者，老板的位置是他花钱买来的，他不是受雇佣来的。碰上一个傻老板，谁是经理都没辙啊。

[–]Hornetsdank-kush 67 指標 11小時前

If kemba gets traded I"m fucking going with him, fuck this incompetent franchise

黄蜂球迷：要是沃克被交易，那我就去追随他的下家，黄蜂这破球队没救了。

[–]76ersIsh_but_the_1st_time 25 指標 11小時前

This seems like a bad idea.

I hope Charlotte doesn"t give up draft picks for mediocre veterans this off-season.

76人球迷：雇库总看起来不是个好主意啊。

我希望今年的休赛期，黄蜂别再拿选秀权换一些没啥作用的老将了。

[–]LakersLonzoDaVinci 78 指標 11小時前

Dear god, what a trainwreck this will be.

Did anyone watch Kupchak at Sloan? He was so washed up, he shouldn"t be anywhere near a GM position at this point.

湖人球迷：天呐，（签库普切克）黄蜂就等着收拾烂摊子吧。

你们有人看到库普切克在Sloan分析大会

[译注2]

上的表现了吗？他现在老的太厉害了，根本不适合从事任何和球队经理有关的职业。

[译注2]MIT Sloan Sports Analytics Conference是每年在麻省理工学院召开的体育分析大会，参与者有辛基、莫雷等著名数据党，也有波什、巴蒂尔等著名球员。

[–]JagrFan88 49 指標 11小時前

Seriously. He had his time and did great things but all the evidence over his last few years, interviews post Lakers all seem to me that Kupchak is gonna ruin Charlotte.

说真的。库普切克有过光辉时刻，也为湖人做出了很大的贡献，但他在湖人最后几年的所作所为和他离开湖人后接受采访的表现都告诉我他会把黄蜂彻底毁掉。

[–][HOU] Bostjan Nachbarmoreyball 47 指標 11小時前

Can you ruin something that’s already ruined?

In all seriousness though, I really feel bad for Charlotte fans. Their franchise really has been a fuck up ever since the beginning, with no end in sight

已经破败不堪的东西，还能怎么毁掉？

很严肃地说，我真的为黄蜂球迷感到心疼。这支球队从成立那天起就是个烂摊子，而且这样的日子还看不到尽头。

Somebody lie to me and say the Hornets are not in the worst situation for the future

黄蜂球迷：快，来个人骗骗我，骗我说黄蜂还没烂透，未来还有希望的。

I have been far from thinking this team was completely hopeless but with the news of Mitch ready to become the new GM I just have nothing left to be positive about. We had a clear choice between a bright analytics guy in Rosas or the washed up, has been who is there only so MJ and Buzz Peterson can be the real GMs in Mitch.

我以前还不觉得黄蜂已经完全没希望了，但是听新闻说他们要签库普切克当新任总经理，我就彻底绝望了。新经理本有两个人选：一个是善于数据分析的火箭篮球运营副总裁Rosas；还有一个是老得流油、给乔丹和皮特森当傀儡的库普切克。选谁本来应该是显而易见的没错吧？

We have decided to continue pushing in the direction where MJ continues to flex his lack of managerial skills. So I beg of you fuckers, please lie to me and say its all going to be ok and this franchise isn"t about to be a trainwreck for years to come. Like I can think of zero positives anymore

然而，乔丹相当欠缺的管理能力又现眼了，咱蜂继续一条路走到黑。求求你们这帮老铁，骗骗我，告诉我一切都会变好的对不对？接下来的几年球队不会是一个烂摊子对不对？我现在真的很绝望。

[–]CelticsTroyAtWork 942 指標 10小時前*

2 years from now, the Grizzlies will be paying Gasol/Conley/Parsons a combined $83.2M.

The three of them have missed a combined 292 games (and counting) over the past 3 years.

两年后，灰熊单季将支付小加索尔、康利、帕森斯共计8320万的薪水。

而这三个兄弟在过去三个赛季里，共计缺席了292场比赛。

[–]GrizzliesManateemitch 340 指標 10小時前

Came here expecting this. Still makes me sad.

灰熊球迷：虽然我点进来之前就知道要被轮，但还是很难过。

[–]Mavericks TankwagonDirkNowitzkisWife 70 指標 10小時前

Which means IF the person the Grizzlies draft becomes great, best case scenario Ayton or Doncic becomes an all star and Grizz get him, then once those guys come off the books they’ll have to max this guy. Theoretically they’ll still be bad enough for a top 5 pick next year, we’ll see

灰熊背着这三个合同，就算拿到了上上签，在今年选秀大会上选中了未来的全明星艾顿或东契奇，等小加、康利、帕森斯离队，灰熊又得拿顶薪砸给艾顿或东契奇了。理论上，灰熊下个赛季还是倒数前五。咱走着瞧吧。

[–]76ersxjcs97sy 76 指標 10小時前

Kemba could somehow be flipped for something more valuable than what ATL/BKN/ORL has

沃克换来的筹码应该比老鹰/篮网/魔术的选秀权更好一些。

[–][ORL] Mario Hezonjadooleysucks 36 指標 10小時前

Kemba is not more valuable than the Hawks/Magic pick.

魔术球迷：不，老鹰/魔术签可比沃克值钱。

[–][UTA] Delaney RuddDeathBySuplex 143 指標 10小時前

Yeah those picks could become anything! Even the next Kemba Walker!

没错，这些签位潜力无限！甚至能选到下一个肯巴-沃克呢！

[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 69 指標 10小時前

Those picks are locked up for 8 years compared to one year of Kemba.

这些签选来的球员能用八年，而换来沃克只能用一年。

[–][SAS] Danny Greendavidharman24 401 指標 10小時前

I hope this becomes one of these posts we look back in 3-4 years and laugh at. You know after kemba is back to back mvp and 3-peated

我希望在三、四年后，沃克能拿下连庄MVP加三连冠，从而让这个帖子成为未来人们的笑料。

[–][CHA] Michael Kidd-Gilchristbubowskee[S] 149 指標 10小時前

That would be great but I now fully expect Kemba to be Crash"d and traded for garbage this off-season

黄蜂球迷（楼主）：那很不错。不过我有强烈的预感，沃克在今年休赛期会被贱卖，换来一堆废柴。

[–][WAS] God ShammgodMrMethodMans 202 指標 10小時前

No. You"re going to win the #1 pick and draft DeAndre Ayton.

Ayton will become the spiritual, physical, and sexual manifestation of Wilt Chamberlain in the present day.

Dwight Howard will win the DPOY with 10 blocks per game.

不，你们会拿下状元签并选中德安德烈-艾顿的。

艾顿无论是在精神上、身体条件上、还是性能力展示上，都将堪称张伯伦再世。

下赛季霍华德也将重回巅峰拿下DPOY，场均贡献10个盖帽。

Michael Jordan will have a human soul transferred to his body by a German doctor and gain a conscience. He will teach Kemba everything he knows and also pay tens of millions to steal the best coaches and GMs to form a super front office in Charlotte.

MKG will shoot a basketball like a normal human being.

乔丹也将接受一个德国医生的治疗，移植一个真正的人类灵魂，从而有那么一点良知。他会把毕生所学都教给沃克，还会花重金从联盟其他球队挖来优秀的教练和总经理，为黄蜂打造一个超级管理层。

而迈基吉也将改头换面，能够像一个正常人类一样投篮了。

[–]MagicByrie_Swirving 199 指標 10小時前

The last point is by far the most unbelievable

你吹的这些牛逼里面，最后一个是可能性最低的。

[–][PHI] Dikembe Mutombonicktesluk 155 指標 10小時前

I think theyre in a better spot than detroit. So 2nd worst.

我觉得黄蜂的情况比活塞好一些，所以只能算联盟第二差的球队。

[–][PDX] Rod StricklandDrTom 78 指標 10小時前

Is Blake a bonafide negative now with that contract?

格里芬现在背着这么大的合同，算是完全的负资产吗？

[–]Cavalierspericles123 85 指標 10小時前

if he"s healthy and producing, it"s not "that" bad I guess

要是格里芬身体健康，保证输出，我觉得也没你说得那么差吧。

[–]NetsLanaRhoades- 39 指標 10小時前

Detroid can still be a 7th 8th seed in the East, thats still good for the fans, compete and watch the team play

活塞仍然有东部第七、第八的水平，对球迷来说也还可以，与其他球队有一战之力，球迷也愿意看他们比赛。

Jackson/Blake/Drummond is a good trio, sometimes fans just want to watch playoffs and the team compete, not everyone wants to tank

雷吉+格里芬+庄神的三人组挺好的，有时候，球迷就是想看主队打季后赛，看主队不断拼搏，不是人人都想摆烂的。

[–]HornetsVgatv 32 指標 10小時前

Our ceiling for the next 5+ years is the 7 seed and a 5 game first round beatdown. The only thing we really have to look forward to is rooting for Kemba on his new team and hope he gets the playoff success he deserves.

黄蜂球迷：未来五年以上的时间里，我们的上限就是东部第七，首轮五场以内败北的水平。我们唯一能期待的事情就是为沃克的新东家摇旗呐喊，寄希望于沃克终获自己应得的季后赛成功。