美JRs预测5年后的NBA：科比会去当助教；哈登剃掉胡子，老詹选中美JRs预测5年后的NBA：科比会去当助教

美JRs预测5年后的NBA：科比会去当助教；哈登剃掉胡子，老詹选中小詹

[r/NBA Time Capsule] Make an interesting prediction about the NBA 5 years from now so that people will link back to this thread and laugh at us.

[时间胶囊]为五年后NBA的情况做一个有趣的预测，这样大家就可以通过链接回到这篇帖子来嘲笑我们啦。

I"ll start:

1) Mexico City has a team or is close to getting a team.

2) Kobe is an assistant coach or head coach for a team.

3) Kevin Durant is on the Wizards.

我先来：

1）墨西哥首都墨西哥城会拥有或接近拥有一支球队。

2）科比会成为一支球队的助理教练或主教练。

3）杜兰特会加盟奇才。

[–][WAS] John Wallphalanx76 473 指標 7小時前

Seattle still doesn"t have a team.

西雅图仍然没有一支球队。

[–][SEA] Luke Ridnourmirror_mamba 159 指標 7小時前

Shit

西雅图超音速队球迷：艹。

[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingLeKing_James 317 指標 7小時前

LeBron never leaves the Cavs

骑士球迷：老詹一直留在骑士。

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantjimmcdermont 99 指標 7小時前

Too late for that

湖人球迷：哈哈老詹已经是我湖的人喽。

[–][ATL] Ivan Johnson3pol 591 指標 7小時前

Kobe is an assistant coach

Yeah let me drop this $100mil venture capital firm and this hollywood producer shit that im doing real quick so I can be an assistant coach working under some guy that I dropped 50 points on

楼主：科比会成为一位助理教练。

科比：让哥赶紧甩掉这价值亿万美元的风险投资公司以及这好莱坞制片人的身份，我得麻溜地去给被我拿了五十分的某只菜鸡做助理教练了。

[–]CavaliersBeavsbeavsbeavs 75 指標 4小時前

Lmao

哈哈哈哈笑死我了。

[–]Heatxanborghini 368 指標 7小時前Derrick Rose leads Sacramento to an NBA championship

德里克-罗斯带领国王队拿到总冠军。

[–]PistonsA_Monocle_For_Sauron 87 指標 6小時前

You think he’ll make it to a head coaching job that quickly?

你真的觉得他会那么快当上国王队的主教练？

[–]CelticsJimboujee 148 指標 7小時前

That"s a weird way to spell Iman Shumpert

你用“德里克-罗斯”这几个字写伊曼-香珀特的名字真的好奇怪。

[–]RaptorsAvarrocka 202 指標 7小時前Wiggins finally puts it together and becomes an All Star player.

猛龙球迷：威金斯扔掉保温杯进化成一个全明星球员。

[–][MIN] Andrew Wigginslawschoolfailure 120 指標 6小時前

After he leaves the Wolves and joins the Raptors.

森林狼球迷：这事发生在他离开森林狼加入猛龙之后。

[–]TimberwolvesBCP27 36 指標 6小時前

It"d be just our luck.

森林狼球迷：那我们可真是走运了。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 23 指標 4小時前

And KAT flees to join a big 3 with Kyrie and Hayward in Boston.

爵士球迷：同时唐斯加入凯尔特人与欧文和海沃德组成三巨头。

[–]Timberwolvesdenoobiest 13 指標 3小時前

don"t u put that on us

森林狼球迷：闭上你臭嘴！

[–]Rocketssportsfan786 99 指標 7小時前

Curry and KD are not both on the Warriors.

库里和杜兰特不会都在勇士。

[–]CavaliersKagsTheOneAndOnly 54 指標 3小時前

Warriors only win one more championship in the next five years

在未来的五年内勇士只能再拿到一个总冠军。

[–]PistonsApatheee 213 指標 7小時前

Devin Booker is regarded as the best player in his draft class.

德文-布克被将认为是他那一届选秀里最好的球员。

[–][PHI] Markelle FultzWilt2DrJ2Chuck2AI2Jo 118 指標 7小時前

The disrespect to vegan jah wow

76人球迷：哇你说这话也太不把奥卡福放在眼里了。

[–]PistonsApatheee 37 指標 7小時前

Philly just needs to give him a chance.

哈哈哈你们忘了那些人是怎么说的嘛？“76人只需要给他一个机会啊！！”

[–]Lakersjavi2123 53 指標 6小時前

I feel like this wouldn’t surprise too many people. He’s already dropped 70 and he’s only 21.

我感觉这个预测不能算惊人吧。毕竟布克拿过70分了而他才21岁。

[–]PistonsApatheee 37 指標 5小時前

I feel most people see him as a distant 3rd behind KAT and Unicorn in terms of potential.

我感觉大部分人都把布克排在（他们那一届的）第三位，就潜力来说他还是远远落后于唐斯和波神。

[–]Lakersjavi2123 21 指標 5小時前

Both of those guys are better defensively . But offensively, booker is as good or better imo. Bookers defensive intensity will get better over the years and may be better if he joined a playoff team.

他俩防守更好些，但进攻而言，我认为布克有过之无不及。假以时日布克的防守强度会有所提高的，而且如果他能加入一支季后赛球队应该也会好些吧。

[–]Supersonicsrealadulthuman 29 指標 4小時前

booker is more explosive, but KAT is unbelievably efficient at scoring. the main problem is that he doesnt get enough looks, honestly. if him and AD switched places hed be putting up 25+ a night for sure.

布克更有得分爆炸力，但是唐斯的得分效率高得惊人。说实话，唐斯的主要问题是他得不到足够的出手啊。如果他和浓眉互换每晚拿个25＋根本不是问题。

His being surrounded by players like wiggins and butler who get a ton of looks, while probably helps minnesota overall, hinders his individual stats. on average id say KAT is a better scorer, but for one night booker can just kill it.

唐斯周围都是威金斯巴特勒这种需要大量出手的球员，总体来看这样会帮助球队，同时也牺牲了唐斯的个人数据。平均下来我还是认为唐斯是更好的得分手，但布克会在某一个夜晚突然爆发。

edit: someone with a better knowledge of stats could probably back this up with FG% and usage stats and net rating whatever the hell that is

编辑：数据帝们也许能找到像投篮命中率、使用率或是净效率什么的这些来支持我的观点。

[–]FUCKING-DELETE-THIS 168 指標 7小時前

Nikola Jokic is a top 5 NBA player. Brandon Ingram is one of the three most all around player in the game. Devin Booker is a multiple time scoring champ. Booker also breaks his 70 record once. OG Anunoby is a perennial all star.

约基奇会成为联盟前五的球员。英格拉姆会是联盟最全面的三个球员之一。布克会拿到几个得分王，还会再打破一次自己的70分记录。OG-阿奴诺比会成为一个全明星常客。

[–][UTA] John StocktonThehealeroftri 82 指標 4小時前

My prediction is this will be laughed at in 5 years in regards to Ingram.

爵士球迷：我的预测是楼上对于英格拉姆预测的那部分在五年后会让人笑掉大牙。

[–]Lakersnik0 32 指標 3小時前

You are right, hes gonna be thought of as the goat and break all of wilts records

湖人球迷：楼上说的对，这也太低估莺歌啦。他会被认为是史上最伟大的球员并且打破张伯伦的所有纪录。

[–]LakersOnlyinVegas 68 指標 7小時前

The Hawks have two all-nba players

老鹰队会有两名NBA最佳阵容球员。

[–]BrotherSeamus 194 指標 6小時前

The Hawks have two NBA players.

有瑕疵，应该是：老鹰队会有两名NBA球员。

[–][TOR] DeMar DeRozancontigowater 41 指標 7小時前

LeBron is retired

詹姆斯会退役。

[–]RocketsWildSeaturtle 13 指標 5小時前

Harden shaves his beard

火箭球迷：哈登会剃掉大胡子。

[–]MavericksEasyE41 33 指標 7小時前

Seattle gets a team.

76ers or TWolves win a championship and play eachother in the finals at some point within the 5 years.

Ben Simmons or Giannis develop a very reliable 3 point shot.

独行侠球迷：

西雅图会拥有一支球队。

76人或森林狼会拿到一个总冠军，而且在未来五年内的某次总决赛上会是这两支球队间的对决。

西蒙斯或是字母哥能开发出稳定的三分投射。

[–]SunsHARRY-B0UGHNER 78 指標 7小時前

Devin Booker wins MVP

太阳球迷：布克会拿MVP。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantThe_Brown_Jesus 53 指標 7小時前

LeBron never wins another ring

湖人球迷：詹姆斯不会再拿到总冠军戒指了。

[–]RocketsAtallahnator 31 指標 6小時前

I"m the biggest LeBron fan and I predict this too

火箭球迷：我是个纯詹蜜但我的预测和楼上一样。

[–][BOS] Dick Dickeyairmigos 228 指標 7小時前

It"s June 2024. Game 1 of the NBA finals. The Timberwolves have home court advantage against the Cleveland Cavaliers. This season has not been easy for Cleveland, they had trouble dispatching Milwaukee in 7 games, led by the 2 time MVP Giannis Antetokuompo and 5xAll star Thon Maker.

波士顿球迷：

大家好，这里是2024年六月NBA总决赛G1的现场，手握主场优势的明尼苏达森林狼队对阵克利夫兰骑士队。骑士走到现在并不容易，他们和由两获MVP的字母哥和五次入选全明星的索恩-梅克带领的雄鹿鏖战七场，艰难取胜。

Kyle Korver, now a head coach of the Cavaliers, had significant problems adjusting the rotation after the blockbuster trade that happened the night of the draft. LeBron James the first player-GM in league history traded 6x Champions Kevin Love and Kyrie Irving, along with James Jones and their 1st round pick for the Lakers no.1 pick in the 2023 draft, selecting his son, LeBron James jr. from Ohio State.

骑士如今的主教练凯尔-科沃尔在调整阵容上有些头疼，因为球队在选秀夜进行了大换血。勒布朗-詹姆斯——联盟历史上首位球员总经理，送出六届总冠军球员凯文-乐福、凯里-欧文、詹姆斯-琼斯以及骑士的首轮签换来湖人的状元签，并用这个状元签选中了他的儿子，来自俄亥俄州立大学的小勒布朗-詹姆斯。

LeBron James jr. is dubbed to be the next Ben Simmons, just less injury prone. Korver however, has to adjust for the fact that the young superstar rookie doesn"t have the shooting touch Love and Irving had. LeBron sr., now leading the league in 3pt percentage works hard with his son the entire season, and improvement comes just in time for the playoffs.

小勒布朗-詹姆斯的模板是本-西蒙斯，但他的伤病风险更低。然而，由于年轻的小詹在新秀赛季还没有乐福和欧文那样的投射能力，科沃尔主教练不得不调整阵容。目前三分球命中率位于联盟榜首的老詹在整个赛季都在和他的儿子一起努力训练，就在季后赛来临之际效果开始显现。

The Cavaliers take the court for game one, the dad and son duo manning the wings, 2x DPOY Larry Sanders, though past his prime, still mans the middle. At the guards, they have 3x most improved player Buddy Hield, who LeBron traded for at the deadline, giving up draft rights for Nikola Joki?"s son, which he fathered with DeAndre Jordan"s sister.

以下是骑士对于G1的布阵，詹姆斯父子强化了骑士侧翼，两届DPOY拉里-桑德斯，尽管已经巅峰不再，仍然坐阵中锋。至于后卫，骑士拥有三届MIP巴迪-希尔德，他是老詹在交易截止日送出约基奇儿子的选秀权交易来的，小乔丹的妹妹是这孩子的母亲。

Point guard is their weakest position, once great T.J. Mcconnell doesn"t have the same speed and defensive prowess that he once had, but he"s still clutch. Facing them is a former DPOY and MVP Karl-Anthony Towns, alongside Porzingis, who they signed 3 seasons ago, they will be going head to head with the LeBrons.

控卫是骑士最簙弱的位置，曾经优秀的TJ-麦康奈尔已经失去了他昔日的速度和防守能力，但他在关键时刻依然很稳。而骑士对面的森林狼拥有曾获DPOY和MVP的唐斯，他身边是森林狼在三年前签下的波尔津吉斯，这二人会与詹姆斯父子对位。

The veteran small forward, Chandler Parsons, who is having a career year in Minnesota will guard Sanders, a terrible offensive player. Gritty veteran Rubio, side by side with Lonzo Ball will make plays. Of course they also have 6MOY, Stephen Curry, coming off the bench, which is a big plus for them. As all prepares for a epic showdown, LeBron sr."s and Curry"s eyes lock, and LeBron silently whispers: ""Warriors blew a 3-1 lead""

森林狼的小前锋是刚打出职业生涯最佳表现的钱德勒-帕森斯，他将负责防守进攻端不忍直视的桑德斯。老将卢比奥和朗佐-鲍尔组织进攻。此外，森林狼的替补席上还坐着最佳第六人史蒂芬-库里，这对球队是很大的加成。当所有人都在为这场史诗般的对决做着准备时，詹姆斯和库里目光对视，勒布朗轻声低语说道：“勇士曾浪掉了三比一的领先优势”。