15张萌系“扎心”漫画，献给周末的你~ 日子一天天过

日子一天天过，年龄一天天长，有没有觉得道理（鸡汤）也听了很多，生活还是如此艰难？

或许你只是需要换个角度看待这个世界了。

15张萌系“扎心”小漫画，告诉你，生活的真相其实是这样的。

Top 4 wishes

人生最大的四个愿望

To earn money without working

不干活白拿钱

To be smart without studying

不学习很聪明

To love without being hurt

恋爱却不受伤

To eat without getting fat

光吃却不变胖

Whatever you do you always give 100%!

Unless you’re donating blood.

做事情就要做到百分之百！

除非你是在献血……

Cats through the ages

时间恒久远，喵咪永流传

This is Sahara toilet, the biggest toilet in the world.

这是撒哈拉大厕所，世界上最大的厕所哦。

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin

is after you’re in an argument,

you’ll try to waddle away angrily,

but still look adorably cute.

身为企鹅最可悲的一点也许是，

一场激烈的争吵后，

你迈着坚毅的步伐愤然离开，

而在别人眼中却仍是一个摇摇摆摆卖萌的小可爱。

I just feel so irrelephant…

我就是觉得自己风马牛不象及……

Old people at weddings always poke me

and say “you’re next.”

So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

老人们喜欢在婚礼上戳戳我，

并对我说：“下一个就是你啦。”

所以，我开始在葬礼上以牙还牙。

Of course I am in shape!

Round is shape.

我当然很有型！

胖也是一种型嘛。

Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four

pieces with your bare hands, and eat just one of those pieces.

真的勇士，就是可以徒手将巧克力掰成四瓣，却只吃其中一块。

Afraid to die alone?

Become a bus driver.

害怕一个人孤单的死去？

当公交司机吧。

I’m not getting older.

I’m just becoming a classic.

我不是在一天天变老。

我只是越变越经典。

The moon can’t be a Jedi knight because of its dark side.

月亮无法成为一名绝地武士是因为它有阴暗面。

Can deaf people tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?

聋人能分辨出哈欠和尖叫的区别吗？

I think the guy who invented ties was trying to commit suicide.

Then he saw himself in the mirror.

And thought…”What, this looks nice.”

我认为发明领带的人其实打算自杀。

然后他在镜子里看见了自己的样子。

于是想到“天啊，竟然看起来不错。”

We are best friends.

Always remember that if you fall,

I will pick you up…after I finish laughing.

我们是最好的朋友。

永远记住，

我会在你摔倒的时候把你扶起，

不过是在我笑够之后。

Couldn’t find anything wrong with this one.

May be he’s just lazy.

没有检查出任何异常，

可能他仅仅是犯懒了。