哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~ 2018-04-09 特别声明：《哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~》转载于网络，并不代表傻大方资讯网的立场。 长按识别左图二维码 即可免费领取千元健康养生课程在歌唱中养生，越唱越健康！<p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>中科院某院士验证：</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">60岁以后，如果你：</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">1.不上微信， </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">2.不唱歌跳舞， </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">3.不参加聚会吃喝，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">4.不到处乱跑， </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">5.不乱花余钱， </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">6.不多管闲事…… </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">养成了一个良好的生活习惯。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">久而久之，你就会惊奇地发现</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">——老年痴呆了！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmmlI38sSJwGjxTHm9uH1E1YmoBjJ7PeJOqMFibEPhKLdP6FU7sH6OjfQ/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmqQZjNGtWFUNMb5K6xORvNuHPyOP32z1xy3eAN4NibVw4cmMjUbVqRmQ/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmqQZjNGtWFUNMb5K6xORvNuHPyOP32z1xy3eAN4NibVw4cmMjUbVqRmQ/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRm6vetM1ryNpG31rp1ggqVKkhg1zHIupQf7icx6EUUjZhJ0Picywytic8eg/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRm6vetM1ryNpG31rp1ggqVKkhg1zHIupQf7icx6EUUjZhJ0Picywytic8eg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">微信要上，唱歌跳舞，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">聚会吃喝，到处乱跑，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">使劲得瑟！</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">久而久之你会惊奇地发现</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">——返老还童啦！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRm9QfIU8lVIONgfpm8ibvJIBCffPHuicjbyjdFvESbxeGib8TGgibeCBWEkA/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmKHABicgs9tibkHNHs8dIbme4RfA4my0ME004ZdCCqWxOAia6VNvMxr6Bw/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmKHABicgs9tibkHNHs8dIbme4RfA4my0ME004ZdCCqWxOAia6VNvMxr6Bw/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmsCN8LDzicpHZ7QKV1ia4JPDo3NSYHicsxhngcIkRR7ibffKeaZfT91BAbg/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmsCN8LDzicpHZ7QKV1ia4JPDo3NSYHicsxhngcIkRR7ibffKeaZfT91BAbg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/GqljMM3iabjCE3uc360jC1GCyFTq3n3azia0ribhib2Pee0x99LaCmptSLzrtUBVpwwCibuBLrkEjuJ8Oy8hoyDTh0w/640?wx_fmt=jpeg"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>一位大师说：</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">世界上最好的“长寿药”就是：</p></strong><p style = "font-size:18px">喝水、睡觉、走路、唱歌、群里冒泡这五样，最重要的是，它们都是免费的。</p></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">水是“长寿的第一要素”，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">睡觉是“天下第一大补”，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">而走路是“最好的运动”，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">唱歌是最快乐的娱乐，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">群里冒泡是预防老年痴呆最好良方，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">都是最好的“长寿药”。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">快给身边的朋友看看，美好的一天别忘了从这五种“长寿药”开始！祝大家都能健康长寿，活过100岁！ </p></strong></p><strong><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmJx50ickVnvDy9RB4xKNy0lzMW6Z7vrSs5ulLXZyBWdvnuENgAcSsFvg/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmJx50ickVnvDy9RB4xKNy0lzMW6Z7vrSs5ulLXZyBWdvnuENgAcSsFvg/640?wx_fmt=png"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/icQYXknm17rvlcWxewibyyjfUezIAAibxRmJx50ickVnvDy9RB4xKNy0lzMW6Z7vrSs5ulLXZyBWdvnuENgAcSsFvg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/GqljMM3iabjCE3uc360jC1GCyFTq3n3azgPUEtoHyL2yLR2JqpuOCkEzUN86VIxFE8beI7niaxJCia8icp4ibZ5GM1w/0?wx_fmt=png" ></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>这段文字写的不错：</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">发给大家共勉：</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">生活其实没啥事，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">一辈子也就这回事！ </p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把每天当除夕，把退休当假期，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把七十当十七，把老婆当小蜜，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把公交当奥迪，把家里当巴黎，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把朋友当亲戚，把对手当知己；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把同学当嫡系，把战友当兄弟，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">把自己当上帝…</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">这就是科学发展观和阳光人生路！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">群里亲们照此办理，将青春常在！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">祝大家在群里开心每一天！！！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/GqljMM3iabjCE3uc360jC1GCyFTq3n3azqkEfr6CkQCoiaZQUMgCnsE71JoX2pUW869WZ22ftf0fByf0ibdcCwRAg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>老年任性生活歌</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">多聚会，少窝家。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">窝在家，成傻瓜。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">走出去，乐开花。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">找朋友，说说话。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">少喝酒，多喝茶。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><br /><br /></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">退休金，舍得花。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">别总等，更老啦，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">耳也聋，眼也花。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">衣再好，腰成虾；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">饭再好，没有牙。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">钱再多，床上趴。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">抓紧了，别犯傻，</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">同意滴，微信发！</p></strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/GqljMM3iabjDOPfSuzU70ay7eSj8rwwubVxV5ZEULlqX8MYdqVtLzyD09pCsEjmCBmemLj4ibFqvHO2jXEN1h8Jg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>人生真是苦短</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">穷人，富人，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">最后都是老年人；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">这家，那家，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">最后都是老人家；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">正局、副局，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">最后都一样结局；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">正部、副部，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">最后都在一起散步。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">我们所有人的一生，</p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">好比乘坐北京地铁。</p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">坐上一号线，一路向西，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">途径国贸区，羡慕繁华；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">途径天安门，幻想权力；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">途径金融街，梦想发财；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">经过公主坟，遥想华丽家族；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">经过玉泉路，依然雄心勃勃；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">这时有个声音飘然入耳：</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">乘客您好，八宝山快到了！</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">顿时醒悟：人生真是苦短！</p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/WeDhbPBWASjaQwdRH5UHp2EH9icb4kGSn5ZEXcHVPxsfyQQKj7hXQib85licIw5AhaUP8LTLz0ic3tibeic9eCqZzweA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong>经典退休打油诗</strong></p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">这个帖子不是一般的文人能写出来，</p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><strong><p style = "font-size:18px">足以申请诺贝尔文学奖！</p></strong></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">天尚好，云已散，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">夕阳正把黄昏恋；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">退了休，上了岸，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">人生旅途又一站；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">图心宽，求康健，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">是是非非全看淡；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">钱多少，莫细算，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">多活几年就是赚。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">柳树旁，小河畔，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">手把鱼竿放长线；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">没有鱼，也无憾，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">开心健体是关键。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">练歌房，把歌练，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">好歌不怕唱千遍；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">心情好，唱不厌，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">所有烦恼都驱散。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">保健康，驱病患，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">早晚户外走两遍；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">老姐妹，炫一炫，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">广场跳舞比曲线；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">扭秧歌，舞长扇，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">练就一副好身段；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">保健品，不保健，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">不如每天都锻炼。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><img alt="哪位高人编的？太有意思了！看到第一个我就发群里了~" onload="javascript:ImgReSize(this)" class="imgcenter" src="http://img5.shadafang.com/img.php?http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/GqljMM3iabjCE3uc360jC1GCyFTq3n3azF2nZatbtZib5Wq5Pq3ia0Lx7dbItZMbbwNGgLBFicUfUoWufoAcMiclYVg/640?wx_fmt=png"></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">静与动，常变换，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">电视闲书适当看；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">取笔墨，拿纸砚，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">文房四宝摆上案；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">先抬肘，再悬腕，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">飞笔行墨似舞剑；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">人难免，有恩怨，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">就此一笔全了断。</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">学诗词，阅万卷，</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">写得春天百花艳；</p></p><p style = "font-size:18px"><p style = "font-size:18px">写内心，写表面，</p></p><p style = 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