哈登残酷嘲讽骚到不行，美JRs：让约翰逊给他颁MVP奖杯得了哈登残酷嘲讽骚到不行

哈登残酷嘲讽骚到不行，美JRs：让约翰逊给他颁MVP奖杯得了

Harden drops Johnson then hits the three!

哈登晃倒韦斯利-约翰逊，不慌不忙轻松命中三分。

[–][GSW] Kevon LooneyArmedinar 7454 指標 2小時前

That was, without exaggeration, one of the most disrespectful move I"ve ever seen, he waited so long while staring him down before making the shot, and fucking made it look effortless.

毫不夸张地讲，这是我见过的最骑脸的操作之一。哈登投篮前盯了约翰逊有一柱香的功夫，然后轻松命中，连滴汗都不出，大气都不喘的。

[–]DeaseanPrince 2097 指標 2小時前

It"s even better in context. Dude was ripping them apart the whole quarter then this happens lmfaooo

考虑到当时的情况的话这个操作就更秀了。哈登整个第一节都处于杀神模式，然后就发生了这一幕哈哈哈哈。

[–]76ersbanjosbadfurday 1692 指標 2小時前

17 for Harden, 12 for the Clips in the 1st quarter.

Wtf

（此贴发出时）第一节打到现在哈登17分，快船整个队加起来才12分。

搞什么鸡毛。

[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 839 指標 2小時前

The Houston Hardens

休斯顿-哈登带你雄起队。

[–]RocketsArabburnvictiM 820 指標 2小時前

惨绝人寰!

[–][CHI] Joakim NoahManIWantAName 227 指標 2小時前

This is literally what I just did. I thought they called a push off. Then I realized what was happening.

我当时的表情跟这个一模一样。我还以为裁判吹了推人犯规呢，然后我才意识到原来登哥是在耍大刀。

[–][ORL] Elfrid Paytoncoutspexote 341 指標 2小時前

I"d literally rather someone slap me across the face with their dick than do this to me. not that i want someone to slap me across the face with their dick

相比这个，我更愿意被别人用大28扇脸。我就是随便举个例子哈，不是说我就日思夜想YY被猛男用28扇脸。

[–]Bucksa_langenhahn 1016 指標 2小時前

Bruh I’m watching this at a bar with no sound and he waited so long I though they called an offensive foul

我特么在酒吧里看球，电视没开声音，光从哈登静止的动作来看，我是真的以为裁判吹了进攻犯规。

[–]Rocketsel_monstruo 507 指標 2小時前

Honestly, the way the refs have called games the season I"m surprised it wasn"t a tech.

火箭球迷：说实话，就裁判这赛季的尿性，没吹哈登技术犯规我都很吃惊了。

[–][NYK] Jeremy LinBikBoiTime 389 指標 2小時前

lmao that shit was 100x more offensive than some techs that have been called this season.

哈哈哈哈哈哈登这次操作可比本赛季的某些扯淡的技术犯规更不尊重人啊！

[–]Heatspiralmadness 1920 指標 2小時前

Can you get a T for a stare down before you shoot? That was too dirty

认真求问：投篮之前怒瞪对手会被吹T嘛？哈登这个死鬼好坏。

[–]Rocketsstreetlightnings 348 指標 2小時前

Taunting, automatic first down

火箭球迷：挑衅对手，吃T没毛病！

[–]RaptorsUterus_Punch 390 指標 2小時前

Allen Iverson stepping over Lue levels of disrespect

这简直是艾弗森跨越卢指导那种级别的骑脸操作啊。

[–]Aikidi 202 指標 1小時前

Way more honestly. Iverson the play was over.

Harden just intentionally made the shot harder to mock Wesley and then just nailed it anyway.

说实话，哈登这个更蹬鼻子上脸一点。艾弗森那次起码也是进球结束之后才跨的。

而再看咱们的登哥，强行加大投篮难度，实力嘲讽了约翰逊一波，然后还是轻松命中。

[–][LAL] Brandon Ingramsuperdankleo16 201 指標 2小時前

Make Wesley Johnson hand him the MVP trophy.

到时候派约翰逊给登哥颁MVP吧。

[–][HOU] Chris PaulGoodKidMaadButterfly 2957 指標 2小時前

Dirtiest thing I"ve ever seen that stare down

火箭球迷：太骚了太骚了哈哈，登，等，瞪，dun！

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 446 指標 2小時前

He even let him get up. That was awesome

快船球迷：好人登哥，等约翰逊爬起身来再投篮，点赞！TX。

[–]BullsJC_Frost 295 指標 2小時前

Ice fucking cold. This play gonna be legendary

冷血杀手，不给敌人留一点情面。这是载入史册的一球啊。

[–]NetsDinosaurManiac 607 指標 2小時前

We’ve witnessed a murder on national television

不好啦！登哥在全国直播上杀人啦！

[–]Celticskreachr 980 指標 2小時前

This was so disrespectful that it almost feels like it warrants a T

这特娘的简直是骑在人身上拉屎，让我感觉裁判不吹T都不正常了！

[–]BullsJC_Frost 656 指標 2小時前

The change in posture as he stares him down is small but carries so much weight. Harden actually got out of shooting stance to marvel at his work. Unreal lmfao

哈登微微一瞪很倾城，然而更骚包的则是他身态的微微一动以示不敬。登哥是实打实的从自己的投篮姿势中抽出身来欣赏他的艺术杰作啊。哈哈哈不敢相信！

[–]MagicNickDerpkins 293 指標 2小時前

Harden got out of his shooting stand to hack Johnson’s bank account, legally claim his children and then file his taxes before getting back in the stance to drain a 3 on him.

I’m getting a vibe of the “pathetic” simpsons meme

哈登从自己的投篮姿势中抽出身来，黑了约翰逊的银行账户，合法地夺走了他的孩子，认领了约翰逊的税款，然后回过头来抖擞下精神，再骑脸一个三分。这让我想起了《辛普森一家》系列表情包的那个“悲哀！实在是悲哀！”的图。

[–]ClippersSuckMyLonzoBalls 763 指標 2小時前

I’m at the game, all wes Johnson could do was smile

快船球迷：我就在现场呢，约翰逊只能露出大白牙笑个痛快，化解尴尬。

[–]WizardsBodaciousSalacious 872 指標 2小時前

Yeah you could see in the replay that he was smiling. He knew he just had his ass eaten alive, and he kinda liked it.

没错啊，从回放中也能看到约翰逊开心地像个两百斤的大孩子。他知道自己的腚都被登哥啃干净了，而且他很享受这种感觉。

[–]RocketsFukcMeSideways 155 指標 2小時前

dude why are there so many fans cheering for harden over there

为啥现场这么多为哈登助威的球迷啊。

[–][HOU] James HardenHvill 297 指標 2小時前

He"s from LA

火箭球迷：登哥是洛杉矶本地人。

[–]Lakersonlymostlydeadd 140 指標 2小時前

because clippers have no fans

湖人球迷：错，因为快船就没有球迷。

[Post Game Thread] The Houston Rockets (48-13) defeat the Los Angeles Clippers (32-28), 105-92.

[赛后]火箭105-92快船，哈登25+7，卡佩拉22+14，哈里斯24分

[–]76ersACTUAL_TIME_TRAVELER 54 指標 51 分鐘前

The best evidence there is that professional athletes are nothing like the rest of us is how Wesley Johnson stayed in the rest of that game. If that had be me, I would have just stood up, walked out of the arena, and never been seen by another human being again.

证明职业运动员跟常人完全不同的论据就在于：约翰逊竟然坚持打完了全场比赛。如果要是我被那么羞辱，我肯定直接站起来，走出球馆，然后从此消失在人间。

[–]Clippers_ArthurDigbySellers_ 24 指標 50 分鐘前

He was even laughing about it

快船球迷：约翰逊甚至还笑了出来呢。

[–]LakersJayveesac[S] 221 指標 50 分鐘前

I was in jail for four years, has Wesley Johnson stood up from that Harden crossover?

我蹲了四年号子，今天刚放出来，我想问下，约翰逊爬起来了没？

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 113 指標 50 分鐘前

[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 99 指標 50 分鐘前

[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 79 指標 50 分鐘前

Don"t let the Rockets winning distract you from the fact that the Clippers put handmade caution tape on the entrance to the Staples Centers" secret tunnel

火箭球迷：不要因火箭的胜利而忘记了今天快船特意在斯台普斯秘密通道的入口贴上了纯手工制造的告示胶带。

[–]WizardsJosh0024 49 指標 50 分鐘前

Can we get some love for clint capela gonna be a beast in his prime

咱能不能吹波卡佩拉，他到了巅峰期肯定是禽兽啊。

[–]Rocketsthumbtack0 32 指標 49 分鐘前

Clint Capela 22 pts, 13 rebs

DeAndre Jordan 4 pts, 16 rebs

Feeling pretty good about our DeAndre lite

火箭球迷：我卡22分13板，小乔丹4分16板。

嗯，破产版小乔丹没毛病哦，我很满意。

[–]WeRightHere 12 指標 51 分鐘前

Question for Rockets fans...who is a better defender, Beverley or Paul?

问下火箭球迷，贝弗利和保罗谁防守更好呢？

[–][HOU] Hakeem OlajuwonSuperawesome825 20 指標 48 分鐘前

Paul. Beverley had a high motor and was great at getting under the other players" skin causing turnovers and other mistakes but paul is better fundamentally

火箭球迷：保罗。疯狗贝弗利的能量很难耗尽，而且非常擅于膈应其他的球员、导致他们失误之类的。但是基本功上还是保罗胜出。

[–]RocketsBalls_4 11 指標 51 分鐘前

CP3 shot 3-12 and had the best +/- on the team

火箭球迷：保罗12投3中，正负值全队最高。

[–]Clippers_ArthurDigbySellers_ 18 指標 52 分鐘前

Fuck we almost had em

快船球迷：日，差点拿下火箭！哈哈。

[–]Rockets2cool4u6969 9 指標 48 分鐘前

Y’all ran out of gas but it was looking that way for a minute.

Good game.

火箭球迷：你船确实有那么一分钟差点要把我火拉下马，不过剩下那47分钟应该是没体力了吧。

打得不错哦继续努力。

[–]SunsRedditsWhilePooing 27 指標 50 分鐘前

THE HOUSTON ROCKETS ARE NOW 10-0 SINCE SPACEX LAUNCHED THE MOST POWERFUL ROCKET IN EXISTENCE INTO SPACE

自从SpaceX发射了最有威力的火箭后，火箭十战全胜！

[–]Rocketsclutch-city2k15 68 指標 52 分鐘前

Two 14 game win streaks in the same season. Unbelievable.

火箭球迷：同一个赛季两次打出十四连胜，不可思议。

[–]Clippersuziair 27 指標 51 分鐘前

one for each guard. cp3 and harden.

快船球迷：灯泡各享一次。

[–][HOU] James HardenTwistit1 27 指標 50 分鐘前

Boutta get another for Bobby Brown

火箭球迷：马上就要为了鲍比-布朗再拿一次了。

[–][LAL] Lonzo BallLiveLaughLonzo 4 指標 49 分鐘前

RIP

湖人球迷：给布朗爷上柱香。

[–]pierce_brady_ortiz 12 指標 51 分鐘前

You guys are so fun to watch. Fuck the warriors dude I’d love to see Houston playing in the finals.

你火真的很有观赏性。去特娘的勇士，我十分想看火箭打总决赛！

[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 9 指標 50 分鐘前

Cp3 and harden winning a ring would be a nice change of scenery

灯泡夺冠还真会是一道不错的新菜。