双语漫画 | 男生们最怕听到女朋友说出这些话… 在线英语就上51Talk！"

都说“女人心，海底针”

好多男生觉得女生真是难以琢磨

其实主要是因为沟通方式不同

以下这些妹子们经常说的话

确实会让男生费解呢

“我没事。”

In most cases, when a woman says "I’m all right," she really implies that she is anything but. However, men don’t always manage to interpret the situation correctly, which can lead to further stress. If you feel truly miserable, just say so right away. Sincerity will prove much more beneficial to your relationship.

多数情况下，当女生说“我没事”，那她就是有事。然而，男生往往读不懂这言外之意，从而导致双方关系恶化。如果你真的感觉很糟糕，不妨直接说出来。坦诚相对会有益于双方关系。

你为什么不找个女朋友呢？

因为我喜欢你啊。

There might be many different answers to this question, or there might be no answer at all. In any case, it gets asked most often by the very same person who is the actual reason for the guy’s lack of a love life. So if you question a male acquaintance or a colleague on this subject, be prepared to hear "Because you don’t want to date me!" in return.

这个问题可能有许多不同的答案，或者根本没有答案。通常情况下，提问者可能就是这个男生不谈恋爱的原因。因此，当你问男生朋友或同事这类问题时，就要做好听到“因为你不和我约会”这样的回答。

我胖了吗？

没呢，一点没胖啊！

You can ask this question to a female friend or to your mother but not to your boyfriend or spouse. It is highly unlikely that any man will give you an honest reply. In a situation like this, a guy is bound to think that you are asking for a compliment — and that’s precisely what you’ll get from him, regardless of your figure’s true dimensions.

这个问题可以问闺蜜、问老妈，但是不能问男友或丈夫。因为男生是不会诚实地回答这个问题。这种情况下，男生会认为你是希望得到赞美。因此，无论你长没长胖，得到的回到都是“不胖”。

给我吧，让我来！

我真是一无是处。

Quite possibly, you had no intention of offending your partner. It’s just that you really happen to be better at tightening screws, washing dishes, or choosing ties. But, to a guy, such a phrase sounds like an undermining of his manly prowess.

通常情况下，你无意冒犯另一半。你也许确实更擅长拧螺丝、洗盘子、选领带，可对男生而言，这种话无异于瞧不上他的男子气概。

这裙子是不是太暴露了？

It’s the same thing as with the "Am I getting fat?" question. For guys, there is no right answer in this situation, so they’ll tell you what you want to hear (or, at least, what they think you want to hear). After all, let’s be honest — even if you wanted to hear the truth, you’d hardly enjoy hearing an affirmative answer!

这个问题和“我长胖了吗”没什么区别。在男生看来，这个问题没有正确答案可言。因此，他们会挑你爱听的说（至少是他们认为你爱听的）。毕竟，老实说，即使你听了真话，也不会很高兴。

我的前男友以前也这么做！

Any recollections about your ex are likely to cause your partner irritation. After all, you’re comparing him to a person you eventually split up with.

任何有关前任的话题都足以让你的另一半火冒三丈。毕竟，你在把他和前任做比较。

你确定知道你在做什么吗？

No man wants to look incompetent in the eyes of his woman, even if he’s really unsure of what he’s doing. Simply give him your support by showing complete trust in his actions.

即使男生真的不确定自己在做什么，他也不希望心爱的女生把自己看得一无是处。这种时候，给他十足的信任和支持就好。

看出来我有什么不一样吗？

This is not merely a question but a signal a girl gives to her partner to look for fresh changes in her appearance. The problem is that guys don’t pay attention to little image alterations that we, women, find hugely important. So if you’ve simply used a different lipstick or dyed your hair a tone darker (and not sprouted a third leg or something like that), your man will likely feel unable to answer your question.

这可不是一个问题，而是女生给另一半发出的信号，让他寻找自己身上的不同之处。可问题是，男生并不关注细小的形象变化，即使那是我们女生认为非常重要的。因此，如果你只是换了种口红颜色或是把你的头发染深了一点（只要不是长出了第三只脚之类的），你的另一半就会觉得无从回答。

乐什么呢？

哦，你不懂的！

To a guy, this sounds like you’re doubting his mental abilities. After all, how would you react if your boyfriend told you the same thing?!

对男生来说，这听起来就好像是在怀疑他的智力。毕竟，如果你男友这么跟你说话，你会是什么反应呢？

谁的短信？

Even if you’re just asking out of curiosity, it might seem to your guy like you’re trying to control him. And no one likes total control. Every man and woman is entitled to personal space, including when it comes to text messages.

即使你这么问是处于好奇心，但在男生眼里就是控制欲。没人喜欢被人完全控制。无论是男生还是女生都应当有私人空间，包括短信隐私。

你觉得她好看吗？

The first thing that comes into a guy’s head on hearing such a question is “It’s a trap!” Even if the girl really is beautiful, to say “Yes!" would mean to sign one’s own death warrant. The simple fact is that being in love doesn’t cause a man to go blind, nor to lose the ability to evaluate what he sees. And there is nothing wrong in this, but you definitely won’t get an honest answer from your partner. Then again, who needs to ask such useless questions anyway?

听到这样的问题，男生的第一反应是“这是个陷阱！”即使这个女生长得确实好看，但要是回答“是的”无异于自寻死路。可实际上，恋爱中的男生既没有失明，也没有丧失判断能力。但即便如此，你也听不到男生的真实想法。那么，为什么要问这种毫无意义的问题呢？

男人都一个样！

Actually — no. All men, as indeed all women, are different. Each of us has his or her own distinctive principles, hobbies, thoughts, and feelings. The fact that your boyfriend or husband likes something that all men like in general does not make him a mass-produced clone. After all, didn’t you choose him out of all those thousands of "identical" men to become your life partner? So stop belittling his individuality!

但事实并非如此。无论男女，人人都各不相同。每个人都有自己独一无二的原则、爱好、思想和感情。你的另一半喜欢男生都爱干的一些事，这并不代表他就是毫无特色。毕竟，他可是你从茫茫人海中选出来的真命天子啊！所以，不要再贬低他了。

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