勇士先下一城，美国球迷热议JR-史密斯最后时刻的选择 [Post Game Thread] The Golden State

[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (1-0) defeat the Cleveland Cavaliers (0-1), 124-114, in overtime despite 51 points from LeBron James

[赛后]骑士114-124勇士，詹姆斯51+8+8，库里29+9，杜兰特26+9，勇士1-0骑士

[–]Thunderwestbeast0 2081 指標 8 分鐘前

JR Smith is the dumbest player in NBA history

JR-史密斯，NBA史上最蠢球员。

[–]PelicansItssEric 819 指標 22 分鐘前

How do you not know the score in the NBA FUCKING FINALS

这他妈是总决赛！你还能连比分都不知道？！！

[–]buckyddd 145 指標 5 分鐘前

It wasn"t even a running clock situation, there were multiple stops there to check the score

这特么都算不上读秒时刻，之前有好几次比赛中断，他都可以看一眼比分和时间啊

[–]Westdesperateforahope 277 指標 23 分鐘前

DON"T LET THIS DISTRACT YOU FROM THE FACT THAT JR SMITH RAN THE WRONG WAY IN THE NBA FINALS

别忘了这件事实：JR史密斯在NBA总决赛里跑错方向了！

[–][CHI] Derrick Rosejeric13xd 190 指標 8 分鐘前*

TT a close second. So dumb to take the bait

Edit: that blow to the face could get him suspended.

TT紧随其后，史上第二缺心眼球员，上了对手的当了。

修改：他打脸那一下可能导致追加禁赛啊。

[–]Lakersdrhuggymd 430 指標 9 分鐘前

In a finals game where Javale McGee got stuffed by the rim.. Jr smith gave us the greatest shaqtin a fool moment of all time

在一场麦基被筐血帽的总决赛里面……JR打出了五大囧界的史上最佳表现。

[–]Trail Blazerssharkey99 406 指標 9 分鐘前

JR Smith knew playing like dog shit wasn"t enough so he dug deep and willed the Warriors to victory.

JR估计知道想让勇士夺冠，自己打得像一坨翔还不够，所以他爆发了自己的卧底小宇宙，保送勇士取胜。

[–]TimberwolvesSHAQ_FU_KAZAAM 725 指標 10 分鐘前

JR memes aside it is absolutely inexcusable that Ty Lue didn"t call a timeout as soon as they get the rebound

抛开JR这烂梗不谈，球队抢下篮板却不知道叫暂停？卢指导你是不是失了智？

[–]Celticsabuklau451 139 指標 9 分鐘前

Probably because he didn"t expect JR to be a fucking idiot and take that open shot

估计他也没想到JR是一个连空位出手都不知道的脑残吧。

[–][OKC] Russell Westbrookricoveli 236 指標 9 分鐘前

LeBron was but they didnt give it to him

詹姆斯叫暂停了，但是裁判没给。

[–][BOS] Paul PierceMan0nTheMoon915 445 指標 11 分鐘前

Imagine going 51-8-8 and losing because your teammate doesn"t know how much time is left and your coach forgets to call a timeout /:

想想吧，你拼尽全力爆砍51+8+8却输掉了比赛，就特么因为你的智障队友不知道比赛还剩几秒然后你的智障教练不知道叫暂停。

[–]Skuwee 120 指標 8 分鐘前

Blocking foul that wasn"t a foul.

JR can"t fucking count.

George Hill can"t make a free throw.

Ty Lue doesn"t know how to call a timeout.

LeBron James and the Cleveland fucking idiots.

根本不是犯规的球被吹阻挡；

尼玛连数数都不会的JR；

连个球都罚不进的乔治-希尔；

不知道叫暂停的泰伦卢；

这就是詹姆斯和克利夫兰脑残队。

[–]CavaliersrafitoxD 393 指標 22 分鐘前

No one can complain when The Decision 2 premieres in the off season.

如果老詹休赛期离开，没人会责怪他的。

[–]Raptorsv_95 832 指標 11 分鐘前

All things considered, huge game from my dad tonight. So fucking proud of him.

全盘来看，我爹勒布朗今天太特么牛逼了。我真为我爸爸感到自豪！

[–]Knicks Tankswagonpoliscijunki 20 指標 24 分鐘前

Fifty fucking points, still not enough. Jesus.

妈的，50+啊，就这还没办法赢。老天爷啊！

[–]CelticsJags2DaSupaBowl 1059 指標 58 分鐘前

Lebron is going to literally kill J.R Smith tonight. He"s going to get the belt out and beat him to death. I don"t understand how he didn"t punch the man in the face when regulation ended. I"m so furious and I"m not even a Cavs fan I can"t imagine how James felt

勒布朗今晚真的会杀了JR的。他会掏出皮带抽死他。我不明白常规时间结束时老詹为什么不一拳糊他脸上。我真的要气死了，而我甚至都不是骑士球迷。不知道詹姆斯会怎么想。

[–]yoppanda 93 指標 56 分鐘前

Lebron"s face after was both hilarious and sad.

勒布朗一脸又好气又好笑的表情。

[–]MavericksBrownHawkDown 426 指標 59 分鐘前*

The difference is the McGee missed dunk was hilarious. The JR flub with the game on the line to steal Game 1 was not.

不同在于，麦基扣篮被筐帽是很搞笑的，JR在比赛关键时刻这一波操作可让人笑不出来。

[–]DBrugs 377 指標 56 分鐘前

idk I found it pretty hilarious

不啊我就觉得jr这球很好笑啊哈哈。

[–]BullsBluesguitar1991 116 指標 54 分鐘前

Yeah, I don"t have a dog in this fight so I found both of these fuckups pretty hilarious.

是啊，并不站边任何一方的我，看着这帮人一顿操作都要笑死了。

[–][LAL] James WorthyTwise09 385 指標 1小時前

Lebron to his teammates: “I’m not mad...I’m disappointed.”

詹姆斯致队友：“我一点都不生气……我只是很失望。”

[–]MavericksKleberfever 59 指標 56 分鐘前

LeDad

詹爸爸！

[–]NetsBowIofRice 1439 指標 1小時前

Hey seriously tho, I need some lip readers to see what Klay, Curry and Bron said at the end there

说句正经的，有没有唇语大神告诉我最后克莱、库里和老詹唠啥呢。

[–][CLE] LeBron JamesTen_PC 738 指標 59 分鐘前

I could see Lebron saying "Get the fuck outta my face" before Klay pulled Curry him away

我看见詹姆斯在说“别特么在这烦我，哪凉快哪呆着去”，然后克莱就把库里拉走了。

[–]WarriorsAzynpride 176 指標 49 分鐘前

I thought Klay asked LeBron if he wanted to play some Chess with Friends

我以为克莱是问詹姆斯要不要和几个朋友一起下棋呀。

[–]My_2017_account 88 指標 55 分鐘前

I think Klay is just giggling

我以为克莱只是在偷笑吧。

[–]Rocketsharsh389 64 指標 52 分鐘前

Klay is always giggling

克莱永远在偷笑吧。

[–]notapoliceguy 513 指標 58 分鐘前

“chocolate milk is better than sprite”

“巧克力奶比雪碧好喝哦”

[译注1]

[译注1]：汤普森代言了一款巧克力奶，詹姆斯代言了雪碧。

[–][MIL] Giannis Antetokounmponatethegreat34 759 指標 59 分鐘前

Lebron: "hey you guys want to come to my birthday party, itll be at my house"

Steph: "yeah that would be awesome!"

Klay: "yeah but I"ll have to ask my mom first"

Lebron: "sweet! I can"t wait”

詹：“嘿诸位，来我家参加我的生日趴体吧”

库：“好呀好呀，那一定很棒！”

汤：“好呀，但是我得先跟妈妈说一声呢”

詹：“太棒啦！我都等不及啦！”

[–][GSW] Klay Thompsonveyd 162 指標 56 分鐘前

"JR is a real fucking idiot, huh? I have no idea how you put up with this shit."

"Give me Klay. For one year, man. Just Klay."

“JR就特么是一弱智，对吧？我都不知道你是怎么忍住不发作的。”

“把克莱给我吧。我就用一年，兄弟。只要克莱。”

[–]7AMinToronto 508 指標 54 分鐘前*

LeBron and TT were getting mad like I used to when I kept losing to my brother in Street Fighter and I wouldn"t know how to beat him.

I would try my best and I would get close and then JR fucking Smith would run out the clock on a tie fucking game and deflate everyone on the team and the Cavs would lose the game.

Sorry I got sidetracked by the most infuriating play in NBA history.

詹姆斯和TT都怒了，就像我以前打街霸被我哥没完没了狂虐却根本不知道怎么才能取胜的时候一样。

我拼尽全力，我迫近比分，然后脑残JR自己抱着球直到时间走完，把全队的士气都打击光了，最后球队也输掉了比赛。

抱歉，我只是被NBA历史上最让人火大的一球给气疯了。

[–][CHI] Toni KukocDavin998 143 指標 53 分鐘前

My disappointment is immeasurable, and my night is ruined

这失望深不见底。这夜晚黯淡无光。

[–]CelticsObamasLoveChild 200 指標 1小時前

Imagine being paid $13 million a year to not know the score in the last 5 seconds of an NBA Finals game

想想看，一年领着1300万刀的薪水，却在总决赛的最后时刻连比分都给忘干净了。

[–]flipz444 200 指標 1小時前

For all of you saying this was Jr Smith"s fault, you"re wrong. I blame his 2nd grade math teacher for this loss. There"s a reason why he went broke and had to go to China to play during the lockout, the dude can"t count.

I actually feel bad for LeBron. 50+ points in a loss and his bone headed teammate misses a FT to potentially win the game and his other bone headed teammate thinks they won. Smh.

你们都说这是JR的错，真是图样图森破，这其实是他2年级数学老师的错嘛。这哥们把自己搞到破产、停摆期去中国打球，这都是有原因的啊，他根本不会数数嘛。

我是真的为勒布朗感到难过。砍下51分还输球，一个脑子有坑的队友错失了赢下比赛的罚球，另一个脑坑更大的队友还以为他们赢了。唉。

[–]Jazzrusticate 345 指標 1小時前

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantDongsquad420BlazeIt 281 指標 1小時前

LeBron"s reaction is perfect

勒布朗的反应完美。

[–]Timberwolveswaltyballs 134 指標 1小時前

That’s heartbreaking

扎心了。

[–][NYK] Tracy McGradywarrenholly 238 指標 1小時前

Jesus, I feel so bad for LeBron here

天呐，真替詹姆斯难受啊。

[–]Celticscrackdup 978 指標 1小時前*

This game was brutally intense to watch and my team wasn"t even playing.. God damn this series is gonna give blue balls to all of America..

这场比赛看的真是惊心动魄啊，而双方都不是我的主队……这个系列赛一定会让全美都躁动难耐的……

[–]Jobposting1 332 指標 1小時前

Injuries, OT, Fights and Ejections in the first game of the finals.

Does it get any better than this?

伤病，加时，冲突和驱逐，这还只是总决赛首战。

这比赛还能更好看吗？

[–]CavaliersBieber_hole_69 589 指標 1小時前

Even as a Cavs fan, I dont think so. I’ve never seen a team become as demoralized after a single play than JR running the clock out

Thompson took the bait out of frustration. Even as a Cavs fan I think this is a sweep now. It’s like the Shaq Magic finals sweep against Houston.

就算作为骑士球迷，我觉得并不会了。在JR那波脑残之后，我从来没有看过一支球队像骑士队这样士气低落。

汤普森因为沮丧而上当被激怒。即使是骑士球迷，我也觉得会被横扫了。这感觉就像是当年奥尼尔的魔术被大梦的火箭横扫一样。

[–]CavaliersRemnantInBabylon 249 指標 1小時前

If just one thing in the last minute of regulation went our way this series is completely different

如果常规时间最后一分钟发生的事情有一件是有利于我骑的，这个系列赛就会完全不同了。

[–]Knicksporzingo 132 指標 1小時前

I agree. I think the Cavs are completely done and totally deflated. You’re a huge underdog, but LeBron has 50 and you have a chance to win game one and a series of boneheaded plays/bad calls costs you the game? It’s over.

同意。我觉得骑士队这下要完了，他们的气泄了。你们本来就是下狗身份，但是勒布朗狂揽51分，胜利就在嘴边了，然后一大波智熄操作和糟糕吹罚把比赛给送了？完蛋了。

[–]TimberwolvesIDontSpeakItalian 856 指標 1小時前

I mean, that was a WAAAAAYYY closer game than everyone expected it to be.

我想说，这比赛比我们想象的要紧张激烈太多啦。

[–]jennahazeass 408 指標 1小時前

Yeah cuz Lebron dropped fucking 50. We can"t expect that every game he"ll die on the court

是啊，因为詹姆斯砍下了50+啊。我们不能指望他每场球都这么拼命，他会战死疆场的。

[–]BullsMuir2000 250 指標 1小時前

That"s a win-win for LeBron. Either they win or he dies and doesn"t have to play with this garbage team.

那对他来说也是双赢。要么赢球，要么拼尽最后一口气，然后就再也不用carry这帮子菜B队友了。

[–]Wizardsmakeouthill2040 171 指標 1小時前

LeBron deserves better than this.

真替詹姆斯感到不值。

[–][HOU] Patrick Beverleydenob 347 指標 1小時前

Seeing LeBron"s dumb ass teammates waste his greatness has to be the most frustrating shit of all time

人生最痛苦的事情你知道是什么吗？就是看着勒布朗的坑爹队友把他们的詹爸爸坑死。

[–][CLE] LeBron Jamesmr_antman85 244 指標 1小時前

ONLY PLAYER TO LOSE A GAME SCORING 50+ POINTS...

Holy shit mann...can someone just show the fuck up and help LeBron out…??????

总决赛史上唯一一个50+却输球的球员……

我勒个大去……就不能有个人特么的站出来帮老詹一把吗……

[–]TimberwolvesVamking13 214 指標 1小時前

Imagine having one of the best games of your life, 51 points, near triple double in the fucking finals putting the team on your back and showing up at every moment, and losing because one of your teammates can’t read the fucking scoreboard.

Fuck JR

想想看，你生涯最辉煌的一战，总决赛51分准三双，把球队扛在肩上，当爹又当妈，进攻防守一把抓，然而却因为你队友他妈的不会看记分牌而输掉了比赛。

JR，我去你大爷的！