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小新都爱看的可爱文案
我还是很讨厌你，就像邻居吃了花椒，麻了隔壁。
I still hate you very much, just like the neighbor ate the pepper and numb the next door.
人生中有两个字可为你开启许多扇门：“拉”和“推”
There are two words in life that can open many doors for you: "pull" and "push"

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我是文明人，所有脏话都已经用唾液消毒了。

I am a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.
【文案|小新都爱看的搞怪文案】大家好我是小王，现在认我做爹，你就是小王子。
Hello everyone, I am Xiao Wang, now you recognize me as your father, you are the Little Prince.

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老师：为什么我还能听到有人讲话？学生：因为你有耳朵。

Teacher: Why can I still hear someone speaking? Student: Because you have ears.
年轻的时候一定要敢于做梦，毕竟年纪大了很容易睡不着。
When you are young, you must dare to dream, after all, it is easy to fall asleep when you are old.
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我们真是太有缘分，连手机上的时间都是一样的，我们该不会是要恋爱吧。

We are so fate, even the time on the mobile phone is the same, we should not be in love.

你要是不开心，我可以吐泡泡给你看，不过要等我喝完这一升沐浴露。
If you are unhappy, I can spit bubbles to show you, but I have to wait until I finish drinking this liter of shower gel.
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别人都是宝藏女孩，而我不一样，我是吃得又饱又胀的饱胀女孩。

Others are treasure girls, but I am different, I am a full girl who eats full and full.
有很多人误会我说打游戏一直不回消息，我要澄清一下，我是看到了也不回。
Many people have misunderstood me saying that I have never responded to the news when I play games. I want to clarify that I will never respond when I see it.
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大家好，我是小有名气的美女，小到什么程度呢？只有我知道。
Hello everyone, I am a small well-known beauty, how small is it? Only I know.
好看就是好看，难看就是难看，你说我好难看是什么意思？
Good-looking is good-looking, ugly is ugly, what do you mean when I am so ugly?
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跑800米的技巧，前100米靠冲，后700米靠骂人。

To run 800 meters, the first 100 meters rely on rushing, and the last 700 meters by cursing.
我刚扇了我的钱包一巴掌，没什么，就是希望它能肿起来。

I just slapped my wallet, nothing, just hope it will swell up.
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朋友圈都在打工，我不明白我们工人做错了什么，要打我们。