垃圾箱同款蓝色的iPhone12真机翻车了( 二 ) 本文转自“沪江英语”

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I Didn't Expect It To Look Like Pig Feet没想到美人鱼尾变成了猪大腿！
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Pigmaid? Merpig? It's not even the same material.美人猪鱼？美人鱼猪？？这材料都不一样好吗？！！！
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Thanks Walmart, For My New Rug
谢了啊沃尔玛，我新入的小地毯
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Read the description carefully! Some asshole companies are intentionally misleading, anyone could be forgiven for thinking this chair cover is a rug. Unless those slippers belong to Barbie or something...
一定要仔细阅读产品描述！有些无良商家很会误导，说这玩意儿椅子垫没毛病吧，你家拖鞋是芭比娃娃大小的估计能踩得刚刚好……
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What I Ordered Vs. What Was Delivered. I Paid $135 For This Mess...
我订购的 vs 收到的实物。我为这坨玩意花了135刀
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This woman actually ordered a cake for her sister's baby shower. "Five minutes before the shower started this monstrosity showed up. I was shocked. I had to leave the shower to go to the grocery store and get a sheet cake. The worst part was when I contacted the caterer and they didn’t want to refund my money because “it was edible” !
这位女士为她的姐妹订购了一个准妈妈派对蛋糕， “派对开始前的五分钟，我收到了这个玩意。我惊了，立马冲到食品杂货店又买了个单层大蛋糕。最糟糕的是我和卖家联系了，他们不愿意退款，理由是这玩意‘还能吃’！”
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Wife Thought The Skillet Would Be A Little Bigger
我老婆以为这平底锅能再大点……
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This guy's wife thought she got a great "lightning" deal for a skillet on Amazon paying just $5. After arrival, though, they discovered this was a pan only suitable for a Barbie.
这位兄台的老婆以为自己在亚马逊上花5刀订购的平底锅会相当轻便好用。然后到手了……一个芭比娃娃才能用上的超迷你锅。
And what is in that pic, a cherry tomato and a lizard egg? Cooking dinner in this tiny skillet is certainly one way to keep the calories down!
卖家放出来的图片，樱桃番茄和水波蛋？？？在这个锅能做一顿的估计只有减肥餐吧！
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The Bear Mask My Friend Ordered Vs The Nightmare Fuel He Received
我老铁订购的熊面具 vs 噩梦实物写照
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Halloween can be a stressful time: choosing the costume, ordering it, trying it on. And what if they send you the least thing you've expected?
万圣节给人压力好大：选衣服，订购，试穿。而且还可能收到和预期相差甚远的鬼东西。
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